PETA

[Solora Goldsun]

Okay...there needs to be a thread to make fun of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals XD), especially after I saw this: games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/peta-slams-mario-over-fur-suit-211025773.html

I gotta say this: PETA knows how to keep us entertained. My first encounter with PETA was when I stumbled across an anti-fishing website that redubbed fish as "sea kittens". I talked to my brother, who immediately told me what PETA was all about.

Since then, I've seen lots of humorous PETA related things. My favorite was when they got mad at Dodge for featuring a monkey in their commercial. Dodge responded with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIW8BwU_67I That was just...the best thing ever!!! ROFLOL!

So, let's hear about PETA. Jokes, incidents, etc.

[Aenrhien]

I dated a chick that was with PETA once -- as in, the date lasted 15 minutes before I told her to get out of my sight and never saw her again. I can put up with a lot of crap, but 15 minutes straight of "you are an evil, cold hearted son of a @#%@*& for eating meat and wearing a leather jacket" tends to result in Aen getting out of dodge before he smacks someone. All for animal rights, but I do not appreciate preachy people at all. >.>


The commercials people tend to make to argue with PETA for lashing out at them make me laugh though. xD

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

When I see PETA people I have the urge to murder a baby cow and eat it.

[Demonhornz]

PETA is a punchline to a joke that needs no setting up. Just say PETA and I'll laugh and think about the next time I'm eating meat.

[cybra]

The sea kittens thing makes me roll my eyes every time.

That and PETA is a bunch of hypocrites. Most of the animals in their shelters that people donate to get destroyed. Where does the money go? More ridiculous crap like creating erotic websites to promote animal rights through the objectification of women.

Seriously. If you want to give to shelters, pick a local no-kill or the ASPCA. At least the money has a higher chance of being used as intended.

[Sirenitie]

PETA is just a group full of idiots. It's what happens when idealism goes unchecked by rationality.

[Little]

Oh look that turkey is eating turkey! someone throw a bucket of red paint on him!

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

*leaps onto turkey* ANOTHER TURKEY *attaches tracker tag and clips wings*

[Little]

realestate.aol.com/blog/2011/11/17/peta-asks-turkey-texas-to-change-name-to-tofurkey/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl11|sec1_lnk3|113709

Peta asks town to change name

[Solora Goldsun]

*snort* Wow...that's just...stupid. I suppose the country of Chile should change its name to Salad next.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

Nov 17, 2011 15:00:50 GMT -5 Little said:

Oh look that turkey is eating turkey! someone throw a bucket of red paint on him!

found it.

[MacaroniWithExtraCheese]

Nov 16, 2011 18:19:34 GMT -5 Purple-Cat-Princess said:

When I see PETA people I have the urge to murder a baby cow and eat it.

That's what they want you to do!

They are actually an evil orginization bent on world domination by driving people insane so they will kill all animals in a ten mile radius with a pen, paperclip and a stapler.

Beware the PETA -_-

[Solora Goldsun]

I love my brother! I told him about how PETA is trying to change a town's name. He responded with a story of his own! He's in the National Guard, so he travels a lot. When he was in Georgia, he found that there was a PETA headquarters there with a HUGE empty lot next to it.

A group of people, every year, rent that lot and have a pig roast. XD How perfect is that?