sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 3, 2012 20:58:10 GMT -5
Fortunately humans have been extinct for 18 years these beings recognize you as the last of your kind and you are removed from the battlefield.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 3, 2012 21:35:25 GMT -5
Unfortunately now they want to probe and poke you.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 3, 2012 22:14:52 GMT -5
fortunately they are going to poke you with their boneless squidgy fingers.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 3, 2012 23:46:59 GMT -5
Unfortunately they find you repulsive, and decide to destroy you.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 5, 2012 19:40:17 GMT -5
fortunately their animal rights activists break in and save your butt.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 5, 2012 20:40:15 GMT -5
Unfortunately you are going to be sold as a pet to the new PETA.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 5, 2012 21:17:38 GMT -5
fortuantely because you are exotic and rare a billionaire buys you and makes you his prized pet.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 5, 2012 21:18:44 GMT -5
unfortunately he is confused about your gender, and dresses you wrong.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 5, 2012 22:37:18 GMT -5
fortunately the clothing is comfortable
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 5, 2012 22:38:34 GMT -5
Unfortunately you're getting the hungry eyes from a scary looking thing that has your gender confused too.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 5, 2012 22:46:16 GMT -5
Fortunately that thing is in a cage.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 5, 2012 22:47:29 GMT -5
Unfortunately it gives you nightmares
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 5, 2012 22:48:24 GMT -5
fortunately your bed is comfortable and soothing.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 5, 2012 22:48:44 GMT -5
Unfortunately it gets taken away
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Jan 5, 2012 22:52:05 GMT -5
fortunately your new bed is 4 times better.
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