I will Not

[Little]

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My name is Little. I am a non-bender living in Republic city. I have been accused with disturbing the peace and reckless behavior. In order to avoid prison I accepted a plea deal consisting of listing my crimes.

I will not suggest someone 'passes gas' when a fire bender is around to see what happens.

I will not refer to any offspring of a Fire bender and a Water bender as Steam or a Water and Earth bender as Mud.

I will not scalp pro-bending tickets.

I will stop attempting to molest Mako and Bolin and will keep a distance of 100 feet away from the two brothers at all times

I will stop referring to the "Fire Ferrets'' as Hot Rats.

The Avatar is not interested. Stop asking.

Opium is not the latest cure all.

The resistance isn't a conspiracy.

Asking Ammond to show me his 'other' magic powers is inappropriate.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

My name is Princess. I am a water bender studying in Republic city University. I have been accused with disturbing the peace and reckless behavior. In order to avoid prison I accepted a plea deal consisting of listing my crimes.

I will not kidnap Bolin and keep him as an adorable pet because that is wrong.

I will not go back to the team's area before matches and hang off of Bolin and distract him.

I will also not shoot Mako dirty looks for telling me to leave and threaten to shove him off the side of the stand.

I will not shove people off the side of the stand.

I will not try to smother Bolin.

I will not go to non-bender protest rallies and start singing show tunes as loudly as I can.

[datdude]

I will stop welling guns to none benders because they would derail the plot.

I will not give little sancho sugar after 5pm

I will not refer to airbenders and blowhards.

I will not sell fireworks at probending matches.

i will not sell ice cubes to water benders.

[devissitrhw]

My name is Devi. I am a metal bender currently working for the Republican Police. Workers who do not wish to go to jail may opt out and accept a plea deal consisting of my misbehaviors/crimes.

I will not release criminals to play "Cops and Robbers"

I will not electrocute my co workers while in their metal suits

I will not electrocute co workers

I will not involve the civilians

I will not start riots after bro-bending matches

I will stop riots after bro-bending matches

I will not demand that the Bending Brothers strip so I can search them for any "Dangerous weapons"

I will not use suggestive wording when detaining a criminal

I will not make suggestive comments while watching others being detained

I will not teach metal bending to the avatar, she causes enough destruction already

[grassyplain]

I am Grassy a non-bender living in Republic City. Because the Council forbade Chief Bei Fong from throwing minors in jail for low level crimes I have been forced to copy lines on my misdemeanors.

I will not paint a mustache on Amon's mask

I will not TP the Sato house

I will not manipulate Ikki into being and escape route/distraction/giant dress-up doll

I will not use Meelo as an escape route/distraction/huggable toy

I will not refer to Chief Bei Fong as "That angry police lady who really needs to get a hobby. Or a boyfriend"

I will not start a Ridiculous Tabloid. (Caps necessary)

Said Ridiculous Tabloid will not have headlines such as
Equalist Leader's Hot Love Life
Avatar Korra: Threat to Safety or Fashion Disaster
Was Sato Wife Murdered by Evil Group of Badgermoles?
Professionals Say Councilman Tenzin Has Deep Emotional Issues, We Just aren't Sure What They Are YET
Avatar Korra Arrested on Charges of Cactus Juice Possession, According to "Trustworthy Inside Source"
People will sue me for general libel and flat out lying

[Aenrhien]

My name is Aen. I am a firebender living in Republic city. I have been accused of setting fire to public property or an officer of the peace. In order to avoid prison, I accepted a plea deal consisting of listing my crimes.


I will not set fire to Mako's uniform just so I have an excuse to call him hot.
I will not attempt to set fire to the Avatar if I value my life.
I will not attempt to set fire to Chief Bei Fong if I value my life.
I will not roast the police force.
I will not offer Tenzin cactus juice.
I will not douse people with cactus juice and set them on fire.
...In fact, I will not possess cactus juice for any reason, period.

[devissitrhw]

I will not smuggle items from the evidence lockers
I will not purchase cactus juice
I will not traffic cactus juice
Cactus juice shall not be poured into the breakroom's water supply
I will not attend equalist rallies so I can arrest people from "disrupting the peace"
I will not encourage others to attack the avatar
Or Chief Bei Fong
I will not bug Asami for a Satomobile so I can run over enemies