sadie
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too afraid to change this thing.
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Post by sadie on Mar 16, 2011 19:35:20 GMT -5
fortunately when you moved to the island you bought with you a fully operational armored tank, and the guy at the store said you wouldnt need one. whos the crazy one now?
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Post by LizBeth1 on Mar 17, 2011 9:47:14 GMT -5
Unfourtunatly, its still you.
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Post by Lina Trinch on Mar 17, 2011 18:15:48 GMT -5
Fortunately, you have medication for that.
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Post by LizBeth1 on Mar 17, 2011 22:32:51 GMT -5
Unfourtunatly, you dont take them
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Mar 18, 2011 2:27:40 GMT -5
fortunately your imaginary friends Phil, Bill, Jill and Laurence dont think you need to.
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Post by Lina Trinch on Mar 19, 2011 12:49:59 GMT -5
Unfortunately, while talking to Phil, Bill, Jill, and Lawrence about your 'problems', you realized that you have no idea how to work the armored tank and thoes island guys don't look very happy with you and your 'metal beast'.
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Swan
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"I am not going to die Cole. I have to do this."
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Post by Swan on Mar 19, 2011 18:25:02 GMT -5
Fortunately, they worship you anyway.
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Post by devissitrhw on Mar 19, 2011 19:14:44 GMT -5
Unfortunately their sister tribe doesn't worship you, and they look hungry.
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Post by Lina Trinch on Mar 19, 2011 20:25:51 GMT -5
Fortunatly, you can feed them Phil (he's the fat one) while you make your grand escape.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Mar 20, 2011 4:16:38 GMT -5
unfortunately Jill and Bill were dating Phil and now they is all mad at you for feeding the tribe Phil.
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Post by devissitrhw on Mar 20, 2011 11:12:57 GMT -5
Fortunately while making your grand escape you tripped Jill and Bill and left them to get eaten with Phil
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Post by Lina Trinch on Mar 20, 2011 13:44:13 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Lawrence (who just so happens to be your subconcious manifesting itself into that horror you watched when you were five) is now chasing after you with a face mask and chainsaw for... well, no reason in particular.
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Swan
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"I am not going to die Cole. I have to do this."
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Post by Swan on Mar 20, 2011 14:13:17 GMT -5
Fortunately, Lawrence only wants to give you a cookie! He's a really good baker.
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Post by devissitrhw on Mar 20, 2011 15:08:23 GMT -5
Unfortunately he used expired ingredients and the cookie gave you food poisoning
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Mar 20, 2011 19:19:17 GMT -5
fortunately while you were expelling the contents of your stomach into some near by shrubs you came across a genie in a bottle.
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