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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Jan 4, 2011 18:14:48 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the neighborhood kids are brats.
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Post by LizBeth1 on Jan 4, 2011 18:36:36 GMT -5
Fourtunatly, there is a law in that town that says you can beat any brat in that town with a slipper if they annoy you.
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Post by Sirenitie on Jan 4, 2011 19:45:37 GMT -5
Unfortunately it's only for a very specific child-beating slipper that they sell over at the slipper and baby store for an outrageous price.
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Post by Lina Trinch on Jan 4, 2011 19:58:17 GMT -5
Fortunately, you already own one.
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Post by Sirenitie on Jan 4, 2011 21:12:23 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you remembered you made a kid eat it that last time.
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Jan 4, 2011 21:36:30 GMT -5
Fortunately, you have a car to go buy another one
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Post by LizBeth1 on Jan 5, 2011 14:34:34 GMT -5
Unfourtunatly, you are still unemployed and can't afford the slipper from the store.
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Jan 5, 2011 14:37:12 GMT -5
Fortunately, you have a stick!
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Post by Sirenitie on Jan 5, 2011 18:51:52 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you're still being attacked by internet sea-pirates. From space. And stick is their favorite flavor.
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Jan 6, 2011 12:43:54 GMT -5
Fortunately, you have an entire bottle of hot sauce to coat the stick with!
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Post by datdude on Jan 6, 2011 13:00:08 GMT -5
Unfortunately needing more fiber in your diet you manged to get the stick down and spend the next day on the potty.
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Post by Lina Trinch on Jan 6, 2011 14:49:02 GMT -5
Fortunately, you have an ample supply of laxitives at the ready.
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Post by LizBeth1 on Jan 6, 2011 15:06:45 GMT -5
Unfourtunatly, they look exactly like your off-brand viagra, and you just dropped both bottles on the floor, with the lids open, mixing them up beyond recovery.
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Post by datdude on Jan 6, 2011 17:10:06 GMT -5
Fourtunatly you take one of both and have something to do as you spend the next four hours on the potty.
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Post by Little on Jan 6, 2011 17:36:09 GMT -5
omg dd. I can't believe you just typed that.
Unfortunately, you've got carpal tunnel syndrome.
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