cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Apr 29, 2011 19:15:15 GMT -5
I will not give Elfie any sharpies
I will not help above person by holding the victums down.
I will not draw spider webs on Rex's Ipod
I am not allowed to have art supplies...ever
I will only be given a pencil to fill out reports.
I will not tell WK 'When i feel like it'
I will also not tell that to six...or Holiday
I am not allowed to go fan girl crazy
I do not know Kong fu
Or karate
or have ninja powers
Or Naurto's powers
I only can shape shift.
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DragoneseElf
Providence Lieutenant
HOLIX HOLIX HOLIX!!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!
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Post by DragoneseElf on May 1, 2011 18:44:54 GMT -5
I will not sneak into Six's room.
I will not steal Six's stuff.
I will take my kleptomaniac medication when around Six.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 1, 2011 18:47:07 GMT -5
I will not use other agents as lookouts and bullet monkies when stealing from Six.
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]I will not steal from Six.[/glow][/shadow]I will not convert a janitors closet into a 'Stolen Six Items' warehouse.
I will not sell these items to the highest bidder.
I will not lie to the cannible dinner waiting to happen White Knight.
I will do as I write on this paper.
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DragoneseElf
Providence Lieutenant
HOLIX HOLIX HOLIX!!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!
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Post by DragoneseElf on May 1, 2011 18:51:29 GMT -5
I will not plot with Princess.
I will not open a contest to see who can steal more of Six's stuff.
I will not viciously attack people when they come near the 'Stolen Six Items' warehouse janitor's closet on the second floor.
I will participate in luring WK to a cannibal trap praising White Knight!
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 1, 2011 18:55:12 GMT -5
I will not enter Six's Stuff Stealing contests.
I will not give out prizes to the winners of said contest.
I will not assist Elfie in gaurding the warehouse janitor's closet.
White Knight is my boss, not Doc's chew toy, no matter how much I want him to be.
Threatening to 'Unleash the hounds' on any unsuspecting grunts who encounter me holding my.... person items Six's stuff is not acceptable behavior.
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Post by devissitrhw on May 1, 2011 19:22:26 GMT -5
I will not convince Doc to riot and go cannibal on White Knight
I will not convince anyone to riot
I will not start a riot
I will stay away from Six and his belongings
Even if someone stole Six's belonging, they still belong to him, thus I will not take them
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 1, 2011 19:24:00 GMT -5
I will not drop paint on unsuspecting employees.
I will not leave Six Snatcher traps to get his stuff.
White Knight is not a giant bunny chew toy.
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Post by devissitrhw on May 1, 2011 19:27:15 GMT -5
I will not help Cat paint bomb anyone
I will not help capture Six
I will not associate myself with any schemes
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DragoneseElf
Providence Lieutenant
HOLIX HOLIX HOLIX!!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!
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Post by DragoneseElf on May 1, 2011 19:30:11 GMT -5
I will not neglect my duties just to spy on Six and check my traps in the air vent...walk around...
I will not go near paint bombs, or water balloons, or any other color related weapons.
Plots and schemes are bad, not good.
White Knight is not disposable he's eatable though
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 1, 2011 19:33:04 GMT -5
I as hired to tame EVO's not document Six's nature. He is not an Evo.
Sharpie-ing any Providence employee is wrong.
I am to attempt to stay concious for my job unless it is absolutly impossible, fainting from 'Six overload' is not a valid medical excuse.
I will not sell plots.
I will not sell schemes.
I will not rent plots/schemes.
I will not put plots/schemes up for rent.
I will not put plots/schemes up for loan.
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Post by devissitrhw on May 2, 2011 5:28:41 GMT -5
I will not loan out Providence funds for Schemes/Plots/Traping Six etc.
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on May 2, 2011 18:14:17 GMT -5
I will not start 'random' paint ball gun fights in Six's room
Or Rex's
Or the labs.
Paint ball guns are not allowed on any Base.
Rex will not drink my 'special' Rice milk...ever again.
Nor will Six or Holiday.
It is wrong to start Holix/circex/noex riots
The same applies to Breaex, Van Cesar, Annex, Clairah.
I will not start couple based Rumors.
Hanging mistletoe is only allowed on Christmas.
Mistletoe is now banned all the time.
I am not to turn the river in the zoo into a white water ride.
Mel and her babies can and will try to kill me.
I am not allowed to take Cat and say we where 'training' them.
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Post by devissitrhw on May 7, 2011 19:30:36 GMT -5
anything that launches something at over 15 miles per hour is PROHIBITED!
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on May 8, 2011 19:21:57 GMT -5
(Nerf guns too?)
I will not start plastic sword fights with Cat and say she is 'training an EVO'
Cat is not allowed to 'train' with me.
I will not ask Six for extra training so that Cat and Elfie can steal his stuff.
Same applys to Rex.
Holiday does not keep pocky on her person any more.
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on May 9, 2011 12:01:33 GMT -5
**Okay. Closing this thread and creating a new one.****
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aen, i'm Kaleidocat on ao3! im in a personal branding crisis rn haha
And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering