Things I am not allowed to do at Providence

[Sirenitie]

I am not to flash any Providence agent or staff because I was dared to, or "just because it's Tuesday."
I am not to flash Rex and/or Noah in exchange for pictures of them "yaoi-ing."
I am not to flash any of the female staff members. Just because they female does not make it okay.
My breasts are to be covered at all times.
"Covered" means by a uniform, and does not include pasties with tassels.
There is no appropriate job situation which calls for me to be naked.

[Dr. Tinsley]

I am not allowed to hang around Sirenitie
I will not to instigate fights between the grunts.
I will not spray any providence staff.
I will not spray any providence staff and use the excuse that they were contaminated.

[Sirenitie]

I am not allowed to hang out with Dr. Tinsley.
"Underground EVO cockfight referee" is not an acceptable side job.
EVOs are NOT Pokemon, I cannot catch them all, and throwing things at them do not "capture" them, it only makes them angry.
We have already covered what project WHITE FLASH does NOT mean.
There are no such things as patonuses, and Dr. Holiday's sister cannot be mine.
Van Kleiss's codename is not "Van Sex-ula".
Putting a hot dog through a woodchipper as a metaphor for a date with Circe is not an acceptable way to deter Rex from pursuing her.

[datdude]

Putting a hot dog through a woodchipper as a metaphor for a date with Circe is not an acceptable way to deter Rex from pursuing her.

This line is win.

[Dr. Tinsley]

*can't think of any lines due to laughing so hard at the circe line*

[LizBeth1]

I am not allowed to ask Six if his suit has gone moldy cause he never takes it off.
I am not allowed to ask Six if his suit tastes like pistacio ice cream.
i am not allowed to try to lick Agent Six.
If i 'glomp' Six, he will kill me.
If i take pictures of Six wiithout his permission, he will kill me.
if i spy on him and Rex during their 'Private time' Agent Six will kill me.
If i try to lick Agent Six, he will kill me.
If i try to Lick captain Calan, he has full permission to kill me.
I will not try to touch Six, he can and will kill me.
I will not offer to massage Agent Six's 'sword' He will kill me.
I am not allowed to be withing 5 meters of Agent Six at any time, he will kill me.
I am not allowed to throw paper airplains made of paper with love notes at Agent Six, he will kill me.
I am not allowed to scream my undying affection to Agent Six, he will kill me.
I am not allowed within the same building with agent Six, he will kill me.
i am not allowed to get on the Pa system to declare how much i 'really really really want to pour all of my love on the handsome hunk in green' Agent Six will kill me.
I am not allowed on the came compound as Agent Six. He will kill me.

[Dr. Tinsley]

I am not allowed to give Liz coffee, regardless of the hilarity of the out come.
I am not allowed to yell chinese fire drill when one of the other doctors are examing Captain Callan.
I will destroy all pictures that were taken secretly of Agent Six in the shower.
I will not sell DD pictures of Dr. Holiday that were also descretely taken.
I will not start the Macarena at any point in time.
I will not randomly burst out laughing due to my own naughty thoughts.
I am not allowed to invite Sirenitie out for drinks any more.
I will not fly a jump jet while under the influence, no matter how well I can hold my liquor.

[wh1tetigerdemoness]

I am not allowed to convince the entire Providence staff that "Miniskirt Monday" is a real and legal holiday.

I am not allowed to make "Fashionable" alterations to the Providence uniform, be it color or style.

I am not allowed to make a skin-tight combat suit for Rex and expect him to wear it.

The above applies to Agent Six and Dr.Holiday as well.

White Knight will not be amused at any "Got Milk" jokes I make, so I am not allowed to try.

Despite what most of the fandom, and myself, think, Noah is not a hooker and I am not allowed to convince Rex that he is using photographic evidence.

I am not allowed to acquire said evidence by getting the poor blonde human drunk and dressing him up as a hooker at a wild party.

[datdude]

I am not allowed to hire a hooker for Rex to "get it over with".

[wh1tetigerdemoness]

I am not allowed to be that hooker XD

[LizBeth1]

I am not allowed to ask white if he is wearing underwere today.
I am not allowed to ask Six either.
Or noah.
Or rex.
It in none of my buisness if Agent Six wears boxers or briefs.
If i try to panty raid Agent Six's room, he will kill me.
Only Rex is allowed to borrow Six's suits.
Screaming 'fire' in a crowded cafiteria is not an acceptable way to move to the front of the lunch line.
Refering to Noah as 'My Bytch' and demanding that he hand over my cut of his 'ho money' is never ever acceptable.
Noah is not a prostitute.
What Rex and Noah do and do not do in Rex's room at night is none of my buisness.
The same goes for Rex and Six.
I am not allowed to refer to rex as 'Providence's Evo Bike' and i am never ever to say that 'he lets anyone ride for free.'

[Little]

Grabbing any Providence employee by the butt is unacceptable.
Grabbing any providence employee anywhere is unacceptable.
I will not take pictures in the shower room and sale them to the female employees.
I am not to ask if I can shine Six's weapon....or his katanas.

[Sirenitie]

I am not allowed to refer to rex as 'Providence's Evo Bike' and i am never ever to say that 'he lets anyone ride for free.'


....OH my god. XD yes.

[LizBeth1]

lol thank oyou

[datdude]

I will not prescribe active nanites for upset stomachs.