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Post by tessadragon on Feb 6, 2011 11:58:34 GMT -5
I will not tell Rex "I am your father" and that he's a Jedi.
I will not tell Rex that we've just found out that he's in an arranged marriage next week.
I will not send a piece of Rex's clothing to the newstations every week and tell them that it saved the world again and again.
I will never give Rex a bottle of beer ever again.
I will stop lacing the monkey's bananas with pepper.
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Post by cappytan on Feb 6, 2011 16:02:01 GMT -5
I will not give Bobo Haha my money.
I will not call Agent Six a tsundere and talk about his secret passion for Holiday.
I will not call Noah yaoi bait.
I will not say that Captain Callen is uke and ask him if he's gay.
I will not ask Rex about his first Christmas.
I will not force Holiday to cook for me.
I will not bring an unsanitized food item in White Knight's office.
I will not call Captain Callen a replaceable puppet.
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Feb 6, 2011 16:12:31 GMT -5
I will not assault Cappytan for calling Captain Callan a replaceable puppet
I will not ask Holiday if she took cooking classes.
I will not give Rex a shot of whiskey after Tessa gives him beer.
I will not plant pot on Noah or Rex and then demand to check them for more.
I will not blame Rex being given estrogen hormone therapy on the monkey.
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Post by wh1tetigerdemoness on Feb 6, 2011 23:09:12 GMT -5
I am not allowed to get Rex addicted to Blue eco.
Nor am I allowed to toss him in a Jak and Daxter crossover at all...sadly.
Giving Rex the blue prints for a level three peacemaker is NOT a good idea.
The blue prints to a Level Two Peace maker may sound like fun, but I am still not allowed to do it.
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Post by datdude on Feb 7, 2011 12:06:40 GMT -5
Getting Rex a hooker will not fix his bio's no matter what he tells you
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Post by tessadragon on Feb 13, 2011 4:56:09 GMT -5
I will not raid Six's closet and turn all his pants into shorts.
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Providence Private
"I am not going to die Cole. I have to do this."
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Post by Swan on Mar 2, 2011 19:22:32 GMT -5
I will not point out how Six and Callan sound alike.
I will not ask Dr. Holiday if she owns a pair of "thighhighs".
I will not pay Rex to go to Dr. Holiday's closet to see if he can find "thighhighs" either.
I will stop asking Rex if he has his friend, Sqywdd's number.
I will not refer to White Knight as "Marshmellow Man" because I could get fired and I really need this job.
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Post by LizBeth1 on Mar 3, 2011 19:56:36 GMT -5
I will not try to 'short out' rex with a taser if he makes me mad.
Stun guns do not wourk on Six, so using one on him will not allow me to sneak him home with me.
Tying a green bow on my kitten, then carying it aqround with me and introducing him as 'Look what happens when Six goes EVO' is a bad idea.
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Post by datdude on Mar 4, 2011 0:54:19 GMT -5
I will not ask Kenwyn if she got her degree in special education before joining team rex.
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Mar 4, 2011 10:49:17 GMT -5
I will not attempted to lock Six and Holiday in a closet just to 'see what happens'
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Post by tessadragon on Mar 5, 2011 4:30:10 GMT -5
I will not take Rex to the gas station and tell the attendants to fill 'im up.
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Post by devissitrhw on Mar 19, 2011 19:58:22 GMT -5
Employee Position: Treasurer
Employee name: Kira
File opened: Reprimandation Record
Note: Employee has no qualms about docking pay in claims of "Helping Providence funds". Recommended action is to give her a time out and write lines. Copies of lines are included.
I will not con Noah into lending me his "ho money"
I will never say Noah gets "ho money"
I will not accuse him of being a ho
I will not spy on Agent Six when he is with Rex
I will not spy on Rex when he is with Agent Six
I will not help Liz sell her photos of Agent Six
I will not play poker with the grunts
I will not encourage them to play different gambling games
I will no longer bring alcohol into the compound
I will not sneak into Six's room
Or Rex's room
I will not try to find out where Noah lives
Stalking is unacceptable and will not be tolerated
I will not run through Providence yelling "Sirenite is right!"
I am not allowed to distract Providence scientists while they are working
I am not permitted to use Jump jets, under ANY circumstance
I will not try to conduct my own experiments with nanites
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Post by Sirenitie on Mar 19, 2011 20:17:49 GMT -5
XD
Augmentation of ANY body part through the use of nanite experiments is NOT an acceptable way to use company time or resources, no matter HOW happy it makes the agents (or their girlfriends).
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Post by Lina Trinch on Mar 19, 2011 20:26:24 GMT -5
OMFG SIR XDXDROFL
way too true
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Post by devissitrhw on Mar 19, 2011 22:31:08 GMT -5
Haha nice sir, very nice  |
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And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering