Things I am not allowed to do at Providence

[Dr. Tinsley]

XD, Sir!

I am not allowed to suggest that the grunts play strip poker with my marked deck.
I am not allowed to challenge any Providence personnel to a game of dice.
If in the event, I AM allowed to challenge any Providence personnel to a game of dice we are to play with their dice and not mine.
I will not replace White's oxygen supply with helium.
Convincing half of the Providence Employees to join me in the Macarena or the Caramelldansen is NOT considered good work spirit.

[wh1tetigerdemoness]

I am not aloud to get agent Six OR Rex to lead the Providence minions in the "Thriller" dance.

[tessadragon]

roflmao whitetiger!

I am not allowed to suggest that Rex cure himself.
I will not transfer a gagged and tied up Hunter Cain to the petting zoo just because prisons are overccrowded.
Six is not the hugging type, no matter what you tell everyone at Providence. I will not tell everyone that he needs a hug.

[devissitrhw]

I will not convince other Providence agents that Six needs a hug today

Friday's mystery meat is NOT to be used as ammo

I will not start food fights in the cafeteria

Telling Noah that Rex has a new bi-atch is unacceptable

I will not burst into song and dance during "Quite time"

I will not replace D.N.A samples with my own samples

[Agent Awesome]

I will not put a stuffed bunny under Rex's bed and tell him "It's after you again..."
I will not steal Six's glasses and replace them with green Ray-Ban glasses
I will not rig the speakers around the Base to play "Sexy Back" in a never-ending loop
I will never replace the ammo in Bobo's laser guns with bubble soap
I will not greet Captain Callan like this: "Howdy, Cowboy Callan"
I will not put a Santa hat on Dr. Holiday's head and say "I'm getting ready for the holidays!"
I will not tell Noah he would be a bad choice for a date
I will not ask Rex to do my Algebra homework for me
I will not shove a jar of active nanites down White's throat
I will not tell everyone in Providence that there is a huge marshmallow in White's office
I will not dye White's suits pink and purple
I will not push Rex off a cliff while his bios are down
I will not steal Six's katanas and use them as a can opener
I will not tell Six "You forgot when St. Patrick's Day is, didn't you?"
I will not push Dr. Holiday when she is half an inch in front of Six
I will also not ask Six "So...when's the wedding?"
I will not draw a mustache on a picture of Rex and show it to everyone in Providence
I will not dare Dr. Holiday into wearing one of Six's suits. If she does, I will not ask "Should I call you Dr. Six, or Agent Holiday?"
I will not force Rex to speak in English only for one whole week
I will not ask Bobo to admit that it's a diaper, not a "simian undergarment"

[Lina Trinch]

I will not put a small radio in Six's bathroom, in a hiding spot, with the Gummy Bear song playing on a loop.
I will not force Rex and Noah to watch Charlie The Unicorn.
I will not force Rex and Noah to play out Charlie The Unicorn.
I will not pay Bobo to pick 'bugs' off of Agent Six.
I will not glomp a rampaging Evo.
I will not agree to any game from Rex that includes pinning anything on any Evo.
I will not pull the fire alarms when there is no fire.
I am to pull the fire alarms when there actually is a fire.
I will not make photocopies of my butt.
I will not make photocopies of anyone else's butt.
I will not scream 'EVO' when there is no Evo.
I will not ask Capt Callan when was the last he's gotten the 'ho down'.
I will not form a coup that's main priority is to steal Six's shades.
I will not refer to Evos as 'mutants'.
I will not refer to Providence as 'The X-Men'.
I will not refer to The Pack as 'The Brotherhood'.
I am ban from watching/reading any X-Men related material.
I will not tell Rex any horror stories of the Easter bunny.
I will not continuously ask Six why he wears green.
I will not attempt to kidnap Six to figure out why he wears green.
I am to stay 500 yards away from Six at all times.
Even at night.
Especially at night.
I will not force Rex and Noah to read Noex fanfiction.
I will not fangirl with Holiday over Six/Callan fanfiction.
I will not fangirl with Holiday over Six in general.
I will not, under any circumstances, tell Dr. Holiday that Rex/Six is hungry and was wondering if she would cook something.
I will not take pictures while Rex/Six is forced to eat her food.
I will stop asking Holiday if she is Psylocke or Jean Grey.
I will not convince Gatlocke that he should be referred to as CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. He will convince himself that he is Johnney Depp.

[devissitrhw]

I will not spread rumors that Six and Rex are 'getting it on' when they are not around

I will not write stories about Six and Rex then email them to the other Providence agents

I will not convince Dr. Holiday to cook, EVER

Asking Six if his ninja-nanny senses are tingling is unacceptable

I am not to join Dr. Tinsley's games of strip poker, or dice

Repainting Providence does not count as brightening the atmosphere.

[tessadragon]

I will not put up posters of bunnies in Rex's room
I will not convince everyone to wear bunny ears
I will not "air out the petting zoo" by opening the doors
There is not a Take Your Sister To Work day and even if there was, Holiday's sister is not allowed
EVO bunnies are not to be sold as lawnmowers

[devissitrhw]

I will not put death bunnies in Rex's room
I will not put death bunnies in Six's room
Death bunnies are friends, not Saturday stew
I will not convince Rex that Death bunnies make good stew
Placing unarmed Providence soldiers in the petting zoo is unacceptable
I will not "Try out" the new Providence equipment
Providence soldiers are not meant to be fired at
I will not play will sharp pointy things
I will not let Rex play with sharp pointy things
Laying waste to Providence is not tolerated
I will not tell Captain Callen that there is a rodeo in town
I will not post pictures of Six or Rex around the base
Starting EVO fights in the petting zoo is not a good hobby
Screaming "It's the giant marshmallow man" when White knight is on the video comm is not appropriate under any circumstance

[wh1tetigerdemoness]

I am not aloud to convince Rex to rename himself "James Bond."

I am not aloud to make Rex think that Agent 007 is a real person.

I must not tell Rex that in order to become the NEW 007, he must defeat James Bond in a James-Bonf esque adventure.

I am NOT aloud to convince Rex that White Knight is Noah's abusive pimp, and that the poor blondie needs to be "Liberated".

I will not in anyway introduce Rex to "Transformers"

I not ask Van Kliess who is going to do his laundry now that Circe is gone.

[wh1tetigerdemoness]

I will not ask Ceaser (Rex's Brother...IF THAT'S HIS NAME) if he will make me a salad.

[Agent Awesome]

I will not ask Rex if he needs Tuck everytime he goes to the bathroom
I will not make a Six plushie and hide it in Dr. Holiday's bed
I will also not make a Dr. Holiday plushie and hide it in Six's bed
I will not ask Bobo to try out some lice shampoo
I will not tell everyone in Providence to check out FanFiction.Net and see the fanfics for Generator Rex
When Rex passes by, I will not come out of the shadows and say "I've been expecting you, Mr. Rex"
I will not ask Rex who his brother is
I will not ask Biowulf to sit, roll over and play dead
I will not tell Van Kleiss to tell Biowulf to sit, roll over and play dead
I will not ask Circe to be our new fire alarm
I will not set off a fire as an excuse to pull the fire alarm
When I see something glowing in the lab, I will not touch it
I will not point any gun at Rex or Six...or anyone for that matter
I will not dye White's hair green while he's asleep
After dying him, I will not tell everyone "Candy Man ate Marshmallow Man!!!"
Nor will I say "The Joker's in town!!"
I will not dare Rex to eat month old food...that Dr. Holiday made
I will not make gingerbread cookies to look like Rex, Six, Dr. Holiday and Bobo
I will also not use the gingerbread cookies to play out the fanfics I've read
I will not give Bobo a banana smoothie with jalapenos
I will not tell Rex to go on YouTube and watch the "Milkshake Dance"
Nor will I do that to Six
Or Holiday
Or anyone
I will not rig the screens in the Briefing Room to play the "Milkshake Dance" everytime White calls for us
I will not replace Rex's red ball with a grenade and say "I'd NEVER catch a grenade for you!!"
I will not bribe Dr. Holiday into spending one whole night in Six's bedroom...with Six in it
I will not tell Six to get on his knees, wear a green top hat and do the "Leprechaun Dance"
I will not steal Six's suits and sell them to the employees
I will not steal one of Six's suits, wear it around the Base and say "So what if I got short, you have a problem with that?"
I will not give Six a stress reliever shaped like a heart with Dr. Holiday's picture on it
I will not put fangs in Rex's mouth while he's sleeping
I will not replace all of Rex's video games with games for little girls
I will not tell Rex to drink a large cup of espresso
I will not shake a soda can then give it to an unsuspecting soldier
I will not tell all the girls in the Base that "Six belongs to Holiday!"
Nor will I tell all the boys in the Base that "Holiday belongs to Six!"

[devissitrhw]

I will not give caffeine to Rex... Ever
setting fires on any level is wrong
Making Providence soldiers "magically disappear" is bad
I will not annoy Six
Or Rex
Screaming "The inmates have taken over the asylum" is also wrong
NOt screaming "the inmates have taken over the asylum" when they are is not good
Fanfiction is meant to be kept to yourself and your fellow fans, not Rex, Six, or Holiday
Unstable nanite samples are not meant to be taken from the lab
I will not spazz randomly while Six/Rex is in the premises.
Secretly video taping people is bad
Plotting death-by-bunnies is not a good past time
I will not bring bunnies onto the compound
Telling Six that St. Patrick's Day is over and he need a new colour suit is not a smart idea

[Agent Awesome]

I will not change the coordinates when on missions just to go to Pizza Hut
I will not throw a ball at the wall, because it might result in casualties that are unexplainable, such as a soldier getting eaten by an EVO (long story)
I will not give Rex a stuffed bunny that I won from a carnival just to traumatize him
I will not rig the ventilation system in the Base and add helium to the air
I will not force Rex to sing "Witch Doctor" during that time
Nor will I ask Six to do so
I will not record Rex singing in the bathroom and play the tape so the whole Base can hear it
Nor will I do that to Six
Or Holiday
Or Callan
Or White
Or anyone...at all
I will not rig the computers to redirect any website they go to to go to Providence Playground
I will not play the GenRex Caramelldansen video on the screens of the Base, that will result in the soldiers' trauma and hypnotic state
I will not replace the strategy to get rid of Van Kleiss with a crayon drawing of a plan to destroy all zombies on earth
Replacing all of Six's pants with shorts, his suits with tank tops and his ties with bows is not a good idea
When he wears them, it's not a good idea for him to wear them during a mission
It's also not a good idea for him to wear them during morning meetings
Or when he meets up with Holiday
Or Rex
Or Callan
Or White
I will not trick Six to drink a large cup of espresso and lock him in a closet
Or in Holiday's room
Whether or not Dr. Holiday is in it
I will not put a big bucket of water above the door when Bobo as a prank, resulting in the whole Base smelling like wet monkey
I will not replace the milk in White's office with lard
I will also not replace the cookies he has with fertilizer that's shaped like cookies
I will not replace the mouthwash in the bathroom with juice from a jalapeno (I think it's possible)
I will not replace the toothpaste in the bathroom with glue
Or with super glue

[devissitrhw]

Just because it is April 1st doesn't mean I am allowed to pull pranks on ANYONE in Providence