Things I am not allowed to do at Providence

[Agent Awesome]

Just because it's April 1 I'm not allowed to convince Rex to prank anyone in Providence and he take the blame for everything

[devissitrhw]

I will not convince agents of Providence to play "dare or dare"

[coolboy]

I will not push Rex into a pit of bunnies

[Dr. Tinsley]

I will not set said bunnies free in Rex's room.
Sirenitie and I are not to be in the same room....better make that floor
I will not experiment on the experiments.
It doesn't matter WHAT my degree is in, I am not allowed to disect every dead thing that comes into the base.

[devissitrhw]

I'm not allowed to try and sneak Dr. Tinsley to see Sirenite or vise versa
Assuming that if it's dead I can keep it, is a bad assumption
Bringing people who do not work for Providence into the base is bad
The annual christmas party is to be held in non flammable places
I will not steal experiments from the lab
Conducting my own experiments is dangerous

[Dr. Tinsley]

I will not help devi steal experiments.
I will not con DD into hitting on Holiday.
Rex is underage- it does not matter if he doesn't know how old he is.
Noah is off limits, he is not to be touched, poked, prodded or otherwise molested as he is Providence Property.

[Sirenitie]

Tinsley. I so hate that we must be separated. WHY CANT WHITE KNIGHT SEE HOW OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND THE WORLD BRINGS SO MUCH HAPPINESS TO THE OTHER EMPLOYEES OF PROVIDENCE?! Or primarily us, I guess.

Noah is not required to wear his Providence Clearance Identification badge around his neck on a collar, and I am not to say otherwise.
Nor is he required to have ID by way of microchip.
I am not to chase him down for his "shots."
Just because he is not an "official" Providence agent, does not mean he is exempt from my "greetings."

Hey! This is my 500th post!

[Dr. Tinsley]

*glomps sir* If only they appreciated nakedness like we do. Which leads me to my new list...

I am not allowed to confiscated all of Rex's clothing.
Or Noahs.
Or Callans.
Or Holidays.
Or Sixs.
Especially, not Six's.
I am not allowed to pump laughing gas into White Knights office.
Injecting any Providence employee with the mexican fly saliva is NOT a good thing.

[devissitrhw]

I am not allowed to traffic Mexican Fly saliva or laughing gas
Plotting with Tinsley or Sirenite is not accepted
The removal of any providence agents clothing is not allowed
I will not bring messages from Sirenite to Tinsley, or vise versa
Convincing Noah to visit the Doc is bad
Making agents "disappear" is a bad side job
Just because it not a good enough reason

[Sirenitie]

Asking Caesar to explain "The Homo Sapien Incorporation of Tools in Their Mating Habits" is highly inappropriate, and so is asking him to demonstrate.

[Dr. Tinsley]

*falls out of chair laughing* Sir.

Double daring Caesar to prove he isn't an alien Sirenitie, does not qualify as an experiment.
Locking Caesar in the lab with Sirenitie, is not appropriate.

No...I'm not in the same room as Sirenitie....WHAT are you doing?! .... LET ME GO!! I DUN WANNA GO TO.....AAAAAAAAAAAA*is drug away*

[Agent Awesome]

I will not force the GR gang to stay in a room with everyone who has replied in this thread
Especially if some of their clothes were missing
I will not put hair curlers in Six's or Rex's hair when they are asleep
I will not squeeze Bobo into a box and send him to White as a "gift"
I will not steal a device that can bend space and time to put the shows Naruto and Generator Rex together
And when this happens, I will not let Kakashi influence Six in any way
Also, I will not change the title of the show into "Generator Naruto: An awesomely epic adventure that you know is gonna fail so badly"
I will not send the Akatsuki after Rex AND Naruto due to their power and nanites
I will never introduce Van Kleiss to Orochimaru...EVER

[devissitrhw]

No matter what the occasion, Agent, Sir, Tinsley, and I are not to be in the same room... EVER!!!!!!
Locking people in rooms is not a good way to solve their problems
I will return all stolen items
I will not help Sir, Tinsley, or Agent, in any schemes involving:
- The disappearance of clothes
- Death bunnies
- Practical jokes
- Anything potentially hazardous to other agents
- Mexican fly saliva

[Little]

I will night spike White's milk.
I will not convince Rex or Noah that 'just one drink won't hurt'
I will not stand guard while Doc molests examines Noah.
Callan has permission to shoot me if I grab his rear-end, again.
He also has permission to shoot me if I grab him anywhere else.
I will not entice Sirenitie to streak through Providence.
I will not shout wet 'T-Shirt Contest' in the caffeteria
I am not allowed to pollute Agent.
I will not hide the bodies of those, that the others have.....I will not hide bodies.

[devissitrhw]

I will not con Little into helping me hide bodies
Homicide is wrong on all levels
The encouragement to do anything unorthodox is bad
I will not distract the grunts so Sirenite or Tinsley can streak though Providence
I will use my "inside voice"
Insanity is not a defense claim in Providence
Spiking drinks is wrong
I will take my meds
Crazy is not a contagious disease
Convincing everyone that "Crazy" is a disease is not good
Throwing Providence hq into chaos in unacceptable
I will not randomly burst into song