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Post by Sirenitie on Apr 11, 2011 14:53:38 GMT -5
I will not join Devi or encourage her to go into song.
HOW DOES SHE KNOOOWWWW YOUU LOOOOVE HERRRR?? HOW DOES SHE KNOWWW SHE'S--AGGHHH!!! LET ME GO. STOP THAT. YOU NEED ME TO DO STUFF AND-- ooh, do that again-- IMMA SCIENTIST I CAN SIC NANITES ON U, NO MORE LINES AAAAAaaaaggggggghhhhhh....*draggedaway*
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cptcrazy
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Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Apr 11, 2011 15:03:31 GMT -5
I will not dye white Knights hair pink for easter
I will not help hold Six down so the other grunts and Rex can paint him sliver for halloween
I will not take money from bobo in poker
I won't force Rex and Noah to play vollyball and basketball for money.
I will not use my EVO powers to scare Rex even if he is my room.
I will believe Rex when he says that Circe is in trouble.
I won't yell RUN FOREST RUN at Rex when he is doing laps.
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
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Post by Agent Awesome on Apr 11, 2011 21:53:20 GMT -5
I won't switch the clothes of everyone in the Base, thus causing confusion and awkwardness
I won't steal all the clothes of everyone in the Base and switch them with clothes meant for holidays
I will not put loads and loads of sugar in ANY of Rex's drinks
Or in Six's
Especially not Six's
Or Holiday's
I will not fly a blimp that reads "Providence's Weakness" and show a picture of a pink bunny attacking Rex
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Post by devissitrhw on Apr 12, 2011 9:12:36 GMT -5
I will not sedate other agents
Dying other agents clothes is unacceptable
I will not "customize" my Providence uniform
I will not help Sir escape Providence grunts when she gets dragged away
People are friends, strangers, bosses and targets... NOT food
I will not bite other agents
Sugar, caffeine, or alcohol is no longer allowed on the grounds
People aren't meant for stabbing
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Post by macgaulyver on Apr 12, 2011 9:27:25 GMT -5
I will not fly a blimp that reads "Providence's Weakness" and show a picture of a pink bunny attacking Rex ROFL!! |
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 13, 2011 11:43:48 GMT -5
I will not convince Holiday that High School Musical is an acceptable way to teach Rex about the real world.
I will not convince Holiday that Glee is an acceptable way to teach Rex about the real world.
I will not force Rex to join me in the singing of showtunes in battle because 'its what all the cool teenagers do'
I will not respond to anyone in song.
I do not have theme music.
Because I do not have theme music I am not allowed to carry a stereo playing it wherever I go.
I am not allowed to convince Rex he has theme music.
I am not allowed to convince Rex to play the theme music he does not have over the com link at the highest volume possible at any time.
I am not allowed to give Six theme music.
I am not allowed to follow Six around playing the theme music I assign him.
Telling Six he really is 'an agro-nanny' just because he helped Holiday gather the baby bunnies is not acceptable.
Pretending to go EVO in front of White is not hilarious.
All the gaurds and other employies that tell me White's face was priceless are lying.
I am not allowed to assist Holiday in cooking.
I am allowed to cook EVEN LESS than Holiday.
I will not use active nanites as ingredients in anything.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 13, 2011 14:40:28 GMT -5
Employee position: EVO Trainer
Employee name: The Princess
File opened: Reprimandation Record
Notes: Employee is extreme disruption to others in Research and Development. Recommended action is to give her a time out and write lines. Copies of lines are included.
Decorating EVO's and parading them down the hallways at 2 in the morning is unacceptable.
Decorating EVO's and parading them down the hallways at ANY time is unacceptable.
Using sharpies to put a mustache on every screen so whenever White comes up he has a Hitler mustache is unacceptable.
I will not try and make Noah into an EVO so I can ride him like a pony.
I will not poke Six with anything. Ever.
Telling Callan that Holiday wants to make out with him in a closet then locking him in with an EVO is mean.
Dressing up like a panda is poking people with a taser does not prove insanity.
Insanity is not an excuse to dress up like a panda and poke people with a taser.
Providence does not tell news reporters anything about Six's wardrobe choices.
Giving Bobo Haha information to tell news reporters about Six's wardrobe is also unacceptable.
I will not host kareoke night in Six's bedroom.
I will not host kareoke night in the petting zoo.
I will not host kareokie night outside White's door.
I will not host Kareoke night ever.
I will stop trying to teach EVO's to learn Ke$ha songs.
I will not try to teach EVO's to play instuments instead of teaching them to work for Providence.
I will not try and make 'EVO snacks'.
I will not repeatedly throw things at Six just to make sure his 'Ninja Kitten' skills are still working.
I will not tell Six he has 'Ninja Kitten' skills.
I will not get up at one in the morning and get taco's with Rex.
I will not ask White is he lives in a snowglobe based on Antarctica.
I will not ask Holiday what her favorite holiday is then tell her she is my favorite holiday.
I will not supply Rex with pickup lines.
I will not start 'minion fights' for my own amusment.
I will not call soldiers 'Minions'
I will not paint all the uniforms yellow and give them overalls so the workers look more like Minions.
I will not draw on jump jets.
I will not paint on jump jets.
I will not use sharpies on jump jets.
I will not use art supplies unless to fill out paper work.
I will not use crayon to color unicorns on my paperwork.
I will not draw dinosaurs eating White on my paperwork.
I will fill out all paperwork to the best of my ability.
Going out for mexican food with Rex does not count as 'doing my job with EVO's'.
Playing poker with Bobo Haha does not count as 'training EVO's'
I will stop supplying Bobo Haha with cards whenever they are confiscated.
I will not write fake love notes from Holiday to Six to make him confess.
I will apoligize to Six.
I will not apoligize using any form of musical involiving people animals or EVO's or any combination of the three.
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cptcrazy
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Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Apr 13, 2011 14:46:39 GMT -5
I will not try to make giant paint bubbles to paint any room
I will not paint my room or Rex's
I will not point a laser pointer at 'blinky'
I will not try and play hide and seek with holiday's sister
I will not let the pink bunnies out on easter.
I will not let holiday make cookies EVER!
I will not make cookies with Rex's face on them
I will not feed said cookies to the EVO bunnines
I WILL make cookies with van Kliess's face on them and feed them to any and all EVO's
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Apr 13, 2011 14:49:57 GMT -5
Sneaking Van Kleiss on to the base just to lock him in my closet so that Sir and I can experiment on him is NOT ALLOWED.
Neither is doing the same thing in order to molest him
I will not molest anyone.
I will not let Sir molest me.
I will not molest Sir.
I will not let Little 'pretend' to be one of my nursing assitants.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 13, 2011 14:54:59 GMT -5
I will not let all of the flying Evo's go while screaming 'FLy my pretties! Fly! FLy!'.
Telling White to shove anything anywhere is unacceptable.
I will not post video cameras anywhere. Ever.
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Post by devissitrhw on Apr 13, 2011 17:21:54 GMT -5
Vandalism is vandalism, there are no exceptions
Flu shots are meant to be given by trained professionals
I will not try to create my own flu shots
I will not stab people with needles for "practice"
Paperwork is for work, not doodling
Graffiti is not art work
I will not spread my "artwork" around the base
I will not attend any of Princess' karaoke nights
I will not poke people with OR without sharp things
Personal space is not meant to be violated
I will not help Sir or Doc sneak and or molest people
Screaming on random intervals of the day is not tolerated
I will not dress up as any of the other agents
Hijacking is wrong
I will apologize for "misbehaving"
I will not use large amounts of sarcasm
Stabbing someone just cause they piss you off is not a good excuse
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 13, 2011 17:29:55 GMT -5
Hiring someone to stab someone else because they 'piss you off' is not acceptable.
I will not hold Kareoke night outside of the Providence base.
I will not break into the Hole to play hide and seek with Six.
I will not kidnap Six's sunglasses to make him play hide and seek with me.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 14, 2011 10:09:47 GMT -5
Asking if Van Kleiss' hair is related to Orochimaru's hair in not an appropriate battle tactic.
Asking if Van Kleiss is actually an EVO'd Orochimaru is not approriate.
Asking Holiday to prove she isn't actually Tsunade is rude.
Putting Rex in an orange jumpsuit and calling him Naruto is wrong.
I will not call Six Kakashi.
I will not compare Bobo Haha to Sasuke Uchiha.
I will not compare Bobo Haha to Sasuke Uchiha in song.
I will not ask White Knight if he is related to Darth Vadar.
I will not dress up like Darth Vadar and stab people with radioactive rods...
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
Posts: 1,846
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Post by Agent Awesome on Apr 17, 2011 10:40:11 GMT -5
Using a unicycle in battle is not appropriate transport
I will not enforce "Wear clothes of the opposite gender day"
I will not steal the shaving cream in the washroom and replace it with whip cream
"I just wanted to see what it can do" is not a proper enough excuse
Taking test tubes and flasks with chemicals in them is not right
Testing the chemicals on unsuspecting soldiers in also not right
Telling everyone in the country that Providence is a good asylum is not a good idea
Setting the place on fire is not a good experiment
Messing with the main computer in order to play "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" is not good for anyone's psyche
Giving Princess a stereo for her theme music is unacceptable
I will not introduce anyone in Providence to FaceBook, Twitter and Tumblr, thus causing distraction for all eternity
Telling Six to post something in Six Billion Secrets is not accpetable
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Apr 19, 2011 18:46:48 GMT -5
I will not rig the jumbo screen in sid-ops to play music videos by orange or so that i can play Xbox360 kinect.
Telling Holiday that Halo and Black ops are good battle training simulators is not right.
It IS wrong to tell Rex that Spongebob is an under sea EVO who lives with serg.
I am NEVER to be aloud in prisoner bay.
Gatlock is NOT my personal 'Jack Black'
i am not aloud to tell him other wise.
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aen, i'm Kaleidocat on ao3! im in a personal branding crisis rn haha
And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering