Things I am not allowed to do at Providence

[LizBeth1]

I will not hold up a teddy bear and ask White where the bad nanited touched him.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not scream at Knight for several hours when he interupts Glee on Teusday night for several hours straight. He is my superior.

[LizBeth1]

I will not do childish things, like mooning white just because he is just a picture on a screen. he has doors everywhere including one to dump his spoiled milk on my head.

[Agent Awesome]

I will not mess with the mainframe of the computers in Providence so it would play a video of Rex being attacked by the pink bunnies
I will also not do that and play a video of Six feeding the baby bunnies with the formula Holiday gave him

[LizBeth1]

I will not aid Six in murder, even if he promises to let me look at him for 10 whole seconds without cutting me up with his sword,

[cptcrazy]

(LOL^epic wins on this page)
I will not yell ' I am going Ghost' before throwing a bed sheet on my head.
Telling Rex that he can go super sain is wrong. (there to all my fellow Dragon Ball-z fans)
When asked what i was doing 'Playing with the pirate' is NEVER a good answer.
The corner of 'none of and Your bidness' is not the right answer for where i was.
Cesar is not my own personal smoothie maker.
I am not aloud in the same floor as any of Cesar's tools
I will not till Rex that he is really an alien or an Elf...
I am not to ask Rex what his fave kids tv show was
"Tofu people maker" Is not and never will be a good side job...
It is not 'right' to yell 'It's Hero time' before going into battle
I don't have the power to allow Dr., Little., Sir, or Devi to bring "guests" on to the base no matter what Rex says.
'Blinky is not My scratching post when i turn into a cat...EVER
It is not right to turn into a bunny to scare Rex
It is also not right to turn into Holiday's Sister to scare anyone.
Six is not a body guard and i am not to call him that.
Six doesn't have to hide me from Rex on my birthday because he was being stupid

[LizBeth1]

I will flash anyone, even if it IS more comfortable without a bra....or shirt.

[devissitrhw]

Liz I do hope you meant to write "I will not"

I will not aid Liz in schemes
Unless certified and given permission I am not to touch equipment
Scrawling hirigana on the wall of providence is still vandalism
I will not fangirl over Six
Murder is still unacceptable in this society
I will not speak japanese to my superiors who do not know Japanese
I will not assume that some people do not know Japanese
Six is Providence *coughrex'scough* property
I will not help doc or Liz sell things that belong to Six
I will not go into fangirl mode while next to Six, Rex, or Caesar

[Dr. Tinsley]

I am not allowed to urge Liz into biting someone.
I am not allowed to be in the room with Sirenitie or Liz.
Or anything alive.
I am a doctor and should act like it.
I should not tell Dr. Holiday that my doctorate is bigger than hers.

[cptcrazy]

I am not to go into fan girl mode with devi at any time.
Me and purple are not allowed together
Holiday and Six are NOT engaged no matter what i think
They are not going to have a baby either.
Holiday is not with callan
Cesar is not to be asked to help make a haunted house.
Gatlock is a captive not my personal pirate no matter what Rex says.
It is wrong to sing the itsy bitsy spider to Holiday.
I am not allowed to use the EVO turkeys for thanksgiving.
I am not aloud to yell. ANYTHING.
Not matter how much i love it 'Catching up' by orange (song at beginning of dark passage) is not to played on loop.
VK is not a vampire

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

A writen paper on caomparing VK and the pack to the characers of Twilight, no matter how detailed and proffessional, is not considered work.
I will not assist Rex with anything involving EVO's, poker, theme music, or Six's stuff.
I will not consipre to lock Six and Holiday in a closet until one of them confessed then sell the recording of the confession on Ebay.
I will not actually lock Six and Holiday in a closet until one of them confessed then sell the recording of the confession on Ebay.
I am not to try and convince Rex to be gay with Noah.
I will not go into a tantrum whenever someone says Six is gay.
People are friends not EVO snacks.

[devissitrhw]

Sleeping during de-briefings is unacceptable
I will not bring moose into Providence
I will not use moose to dominate the world
I will not sell the souls of people in exchange for Six's stuff
I will listen to my superiors
I will not raise my voice unless it is to quiet a room
Some people think that Six is not gay, I am not on of those people
Asking if Six is gay is a sure way to get killed
Betting on possible methods of death is not tolerated
Me, Doc, Sir, AA, Liz, Cat, and Crazy are not to be in the same area
we are not to communicate either
Biting is not a good way to greet people
I will not bite Six
Or Rex
Or Caesar
I will not flail... Ever
Singing on a daily bases does annoy people
I will not make deals with Liz, or Doc
Being in a cannibal mafia does not give me the right to bite people I don't like
I will not use math to confuse people
EVOS are not meant to be cooked
"It's Canadian" is not a good reason~~
I will not do things "The Canadian way"

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not challenge Callan to a 'southern accent off'.

[tessadragon]

I will not send Caesar a valentine's card from Van Kleiss just to see what happens.
I will not enrol Rex in kindergarten, "he needs to catch up on his grades" is not an excuse.
The Petting Zoo is not a tourist attraction.
The Keep is not a tourist attraction.
Six's room is not a tourist attraction.
And neither is Holiday's lab.

[Agent Awesome]

Starting a fake conspiracy within Providence as a "test" is not good, but will cause paranoia with the new cadets and soldiers (this is not a joke to the "Conspiracy" thing we have going on)
I will not sneak in a kitty in Six's room and install a security camera inside then sell the tape on eBay
Nor will I do that to Rex
Or White
I will not make paper airplanes during briefings and fly them into Captain Callan's face...I will get killed
I will also not do the same to Six...I will suffer a slow and painful death as well