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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 21, 2011 7:53:21 GMT -5
I must act my age.
I am not allowed to use a device to degrese my age.
I am not allowed to teach the EVO's in the petting zoo ring around the rosie.
I will not give Awsome paper airplanes to fly into the faces of new recruits.
I am not allowed to aggrivate the new recruits and then pull rank when they threaten to beat me.
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
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Post by Agent Awesome on Apr 21, 2011 8:13:40 GMT -5
I am not allowed to "let one rip" during morning meetings
I am also not allowed to barge into White's office and "let one rip" as well
I am not allowed to doodle on the walls just because I ran out of paper since I've been making paper airplanes
I will not name my M&M's after Rex, Holiday, Callan, Six, Caesar and the "Deathbunny"
I will not shove a stuffed toy bunny into Rex's face while he is asleep
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Post by LizBeth1 on Apr 21, 2011 8:15:23 GMT -5
I am not allowed to bring a swiiming pool into Providence.
I am not aqllowed to set up said swimming pool in White's breifing room.
I am not allowed to swim in front of white, and talk about how refreshing it is.
I am not allowed to do any of this ESPECIALLY when the air conditioning has been on the glitch.
I am not allowed to invite White to join me.
White's anti-nanite suite is not waterproof.
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Post by devissitrhw on Apr 21, 2011 9:03:19 GMT -5
I will not help Liz bring a pool into HQ
Turninng the petting zoo into an actual petting zoo is a bad idea
I will not use my sing song voice~~~
I will not flood Providence
I will not start a water fight
I will give notice before I leave for vacation
I will not walk away when my superiors are talking
I will not pull the red switch
I will not get someone else to pull the red switch
I will not flood Providence with Maple syrup
Teching rex pickup lines is forbidden
I will not scare new cadets
I will not order new cadets to do stuff I don't want to
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Apr 22, 2011 8:50:06 GMT -5
I will not pull the red switch for devi.
New recruits are friends never to be tasted to 'better' tofu people
I don't have an omnitrix of any level
I am not allowed to try and make above tool.
I don't have an imaginary friend
I am not allowed to help anyone with any thing except fighting EVO's
I will not take Gatlock or his stuff
i will not help Cat take sunglasses from Six
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Post by devissitrhw on Apr 25, 2011 20:26:51 GMT -5
I will not bring sharp things into base
I will not use sharp things in the base
Making sharp things is not a good idea
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DragoneseElf
Providence Lieutenant
HOLIX HOLIX HOLIX!!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!
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Post by DragoneseElf on Apr 25, 2011 20:31:31 GMT -5
I will not walk into walls while staring at Six.
I will not accidentally drop items on people wile staring at Six.
I will not follow Holiday like a lapdog begging for her intelligence.
I will not mess with Rex's brains by telling him gullible is written in random places.
I am also not allowed to cause severe injury to Rex by daring him to steal Six's mints.
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Apr 25, 2011 20:46:17 GMT -5
I will not help elfie take six's mint
I will not till Rex that Ben 10 is really.
I will not quote Rex on wikiquote.
I am not allowed to post The coordinets of HQ on wikileaks
I am not allowed to do anything with cat... :-(
Spitballs are not allowed.
I am not allowed in the kicthen...EVER!
Bobo did it! Is not a good excuse.
I am not to turn into a small animal to hide from Six in his room he will find me.
I am not Rex's teacher.
I am not allowed to have siccors.
April fools day is band from providence.
I am not allowed to add Rex in any thing that involves Six.
An empty building is not target practice from the keep.
I will not put windows on any transport.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 25, 2011 21:11:07 GMT -5
I am not a proffessional driver.
I am not Edward Scissorhands.
I am not allowed to plot with Cptcrazy.
I am not allowed to use anothing that is not a state registered vehicle for transport.
Bobo is not a packmule.
'These are not the droids you are looking for...' does not work.
I am much more amazing than White and do not have to write lines! BWAHAHA!
Screaming then fainting when ever I see Six is not productive.
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DragoneseElf
Providence Lieutenant
HOLIX HOLIX HOLIX!!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!
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Post by DragoneseElf on Apr 25, 2011 21:46:53 GMT -5
I will not injure other workers while attempting (and failing) to copy Six's katana work.
I will not continue fainting whenever Six walks by in the hope that he will catch me.
I will not bring out my highlighters and attempt to cover the walls of Providence with color.
I will not keep snickering every time Rex says "BFS" and distract Rex (I mean seriously? Big ___ Sword? What was MoA thinking? The possibilities are endless).
I will remember that objects in my hands tend to land on people's heads when I throw them.
I will not hide in the air vents and throw miscellaneous items at Six to watch his ninja skills at work.
I will not switch all of Rex's goggles with Six's shades.
The excuse "I saw a basilisk!" is not a valid excuse for my behavior after Six walks past me in the hallway.
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Apr 26, 2011 8:30:37 GMT -5
(Elfie you Harry Potter nerd!)
I will not ride a bike through HQ
i will also not ride a trike through HQ.
No bikes or vehicles are allowed in HQ
I don't have magic powers,
I don't have a wand.
I am not allowed to take Six's hover board to be a "magic flying broom"
I am not to tell any one that white is albino.
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DragoneseElf
Providence Lieutenant
HOLIX HOLIX HOLIX!!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!
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Post by DragoneseElf on Apr 26, 2011 15:33:07 GMT -5
(Yay for Harry Potter! ;D)
I will stop trying to shove Holiday and Six into a closet together.
Standing very still in a corner with a cape does not mean that I am invisible, or that I have an invisibility cloak.
I will stop inspecting the corners of every mirror I see in hopes of seeing what I want most in my heart.
I will not accidentally touch something in Holiday's lab and start an explosion.
I will not host Six stalking parties.
I will not toss random...possibly valuable...items off the rooftop of Providence HQ just to hear how long it would take it to reach the bottom.
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on Apr 26, 2011 16:28:01 GMT -5
I will read the room signs.
I will not accuse the higher ups of creating a 'fake conspiracy'.
I will realized that any and all conspiracies are just a from of testing.
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Post by devissitrhw on Apr 26, 2011 17:11:58 GMT -5
Becoming a conspirator does not count as volunteer hours
I will not go around screaming "IT'S A TRAP!!!!"
I will not run around screaming. Period.
I will not sneak suspicious foods into the cafeteria kitchen
I will not spike drinks... on any occasion
I will not put Mexican Fly saliva in Six's coffee
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Apr 26, 2011 17:15:01 GMT -5
Fan girl screams are not appropriate forms of comunication.
Disobeying orders mean you will be punished. End of Discussion.
Bribing the gaurds to lie about your whereabouts so you can play pranks is wrong.
You do not have superpowers.
Practicing your evil laugh does not constitute as 'making progress'.
Caesar is not a plush doll and is not to be treated as such.
Voodoo does not work.
Stabbing people you don't like with voodoo pins is innapropriate behavior.
I will not train EVO's to dance the salsa.
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aen, i'm Kaleidocat on ao3! im in a personal branding crisis rn haha
And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering