Things I am not allowed to do at Providence

[devissitrhw]

Stabbing people is wrong, on any occasion
Fangirl Screaming is not a language
I will not feed sugar to any other Playground members
Or caffeine

[DragoneseElf]

Randomly squealing in the hallway is not proper behavior.

I will not accept sugar from Devi.
I will not try to jump off insanely tall buildings like Six.
I will not ruffle Rex's hair every time I see him.

Wearing shades inside during the night does not give me Six-powers.
Pressing all the shiny buttons on the Keep is forbidden.

[cptcrazy]

I will not start 'So you think you can train your EVO to dance'
Even though my name says so i am not a Captin.
I DO rank above all Captins.
White,Six,and Holiday are the only ones who rank above me.
I am not to make tofo people.
I am not to try and 'train' EVOs to dance to thriller.
Poker face is not to be played on loop.
It is Wrong to make cloned EVOs for people.
I will never be allowed on the keep.

[scarletbutterfly]

I will take down all the hidden camera's in Rex's room
And the ones on Noah's room
And the ones in Six's room..
I will not sell copies of video's ,made with the said cams, to other employees.
I will not try to blackmail Six with these video
or Rex
or Noah

[Agent Awesome]

Yes, I rank above all other agents
No, I can't try and overthrow Six as "top agent"
Agents are supposed to support and protect Providence, not relinquish their secrets to the news
Bobo is not an EVO chew toy
It's not a good idea to sneak in Bruno Mars into HQ for a concert
Dr. Holiday's experiments are not to be tampered with
Six is not to be tampered with
Describing Circe as "the chick who has bad breath and always whines" will not make Rex happy
My brother and I will not host late-night parties with Rex and Bobo
Saying "PARTY ALL NIGHT!!" to the Petting Zoo EVOs will not make them happy
Forcing the EVOs to dance is not a good hobby
Kicking soldiers in the "terrible region" is never good, especially if you're mad and has a short temper
Grammar is not that important as long as you give out a report
But sometimes grammatical corrections are good...and will save many soldiers' lives

[Little]

I will not let the prisoners out
I will not go in with the prisoners
Gatlocke is not interested in joining the good guys
Attempting to sell any of the female agents or employees to said bandit is not allowed.

[Agent Awesome]

I will not support Little in his "Sell the girls to Gatlocke" operation
I will not steal on of the jets in the hangar and fly anywhere I want
I will especially not steal Six's jet

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not sell EVO hunting gear that is stolen from the keep to keep agents.

[devissitrhw]

I work as an accountant not as a scientist/captain/otherthings I'm not qualified to do
It doesn't matter if I have many degrees, I'm only an accountant
I will not sneak people into the keep
Selling any items to Providence members is banned
I will not help sell anything
I will not make my own Providence commercial and play it on loop
I will not mess with any equipment
I will not go on the keep
I may rank higher than other members, but I'm still not allowed to boss around Six, Rex, Holiday, or White Knight
I will not use math to confuse others

[cptcrazy]

I will not give Rex pain killers if he does not need them.
None of us are to be around Gatlock...EVER!
Just because i am an EVO doesn't give me power to fire grunts
I am not allowed to have a car.
I will not tell Rex he has a car.

[Dr. Tinsley]

I am not allowed to sedate Rex and/or Noah.
I am not allowed to put Rex and/or Noah in provocative poses while sedated.
I am not allowed to take pictures of said poses.
There is no reason for Noah to be in my private quarters.

[cptcrazy]

I am not to give any one anything
I am not a doctor
I do not have any Phd's
I will not throw toga parties.
I will not invite Rex and Noah to said parties.
I will not get Rex drunk no matter how much fun it will be.
I will not get Noah drunk either.
Six will not fall for my 'punch'
Cesar WILL fall for my 'punch'
I will not give above mentioned people my punch'

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not poke people with needles than run away giggling.
I will find a cure for the things I poked people with.
I cannot poke White Knight through a television screen.
I cannot lock Noah in the Petting Zoo to see if he will become Tarzan.

[DragoneseElf]

I will not keep patting Caesar's head to see how long his hair can stay sticking up.
I will not randomly spout Physics analogies and then run away cackling.
I will not try to replace the soap of the dishwashers with hand soap.
I will not play in the kitchen full of bubbles that will be made from the above statement.

Grabbing random people and drawing on their arms with Sharpie is not appropriate behavior.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I am not allowed to dress the fruit like super heros.
I do have a job and I will do it.
I do not have a choice as to when I work.
I am NOT The Batman.
I am not to try and create evil super villans for me to battle using EVOS in the petting zoo.
I am not to correct people's grammar as they speak, or as they write reports.
I cannot use a red pen to edit a report then send it back to the writing telling them to write another draft, it is not my job and White needs all reports immediatly.