Boredom

[Agent Awesome]

Boredom.

The accursed curse that curses humanity.

I'm so bored this summer. And since I'm on the other side of the world from yours, it's as hot as hell and there's nothing to do. I can't even bring my own bike outside without my dad, my brother or my cousin.

Does anyone have any suggestions on what to do with my slow time? Any stories or what? I'm DESPERATE!

I'll do anything! I'll bang my head against the wall if I have to! I've been daydreaming of Holix way too much already...and they're getting far too sensual for a kid like me to handle...

Help...

[LizBeth1]

Take a lock (padlock, preferably a pretty big one) Put it in a sock, go to a high place, and drop it on people below you. Provides entertainment for 2-5 years.

[sadie]

or if your lookin for a way to provide entertainment minus possible law suits you could do a million and one other things! for example you could...
-grow a carnivorous plant or ten (then feed them small insects)
- blow bubbles
-learn all the words to a movie and say them while your watching it (the louder and more in character the better)
-get a gold fish and teach it tricks.
- do your old pal sadies homework.....
-cook! and if your real clever dont use a recipe and if your super clever make a cake that doesnt require sugar (if it works and still tastes like cake keep the recipe)
- make slime
-grow various kinds of mould, but dont do it in your house CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH honest it ends with you chuckin out all your stuff.
-walk backwards whenever you can.
-learn to read upside down.
-dress up a broom or stuffed animal.
-do a jigsaw puzzel.
-go to the supermarket and look at all the weird things it sells, you gotta pay attention for it to work.
-build a cubby house.
-practice blowing bubbles with gum.
-learn to stick your tounge in your ear.
-see how long you can keep a small jelly bean in your mouth before it dissolves.
-draw faces on your toes and give them names.
-draw your self a beard with permanent marker and pretend to be a pirate (go on i dare ya)
-learn to speak fluent pig latin or get a friend and make up a new code to talk in.
-build little creatures with blue tak.
-draw a duck, no matter how dodgey a picture of a duck is a good picture.
-start a collection of random objects that you find cool and drag stuff you dont really need home.
- get a job...lol, no.
-read fairy tales the older the better.
-try and communicate with aliens.
-make a fancy tin foil hat to keep the mind readers at bay.
-get a pokemon game and try and catch em all.
-try and control people who are not wearing tin foil hats with your mind.
-learn to twist baloons.
-if your home alone alot try talkin to yourself (its not crazy till you start to answer)
-build a house of cards.
-sing and dance no matter where you are or how good you are, if your having fun its working.
-learn to scale fences of all kinds, very useful skill if you get good enough.
-write letters to people, even if you cant send them, write them.
-get a pet rock, that ones self explanatory, pet rocks are awesome!
-eat noodles, cos noodles are fun to eat! unless someone cuts them up into non choke able pieces then they are not fun to eat at all.
-and last but not least (for now anyways) dress up like other people, streotypes and characters are fun.

I do all those things except for the cooking part (im kinda banned from the kitchen) and they have served me well I dont get bored anymore, not really though I never really got my tongue in my ear so if you can do that your cleverer than I.

[Agent Awesome]

Sure, maybe I'll try that sometime...

[datdude]

write fan fiction

[Agent Awesome]

Apr 22, 2011 10:25:19 GMT -5 datdude said:

write fan fiction

Like I haven't tried that?

[scarletbutterfly]

Boredom kills slowly :l
Did you know that people with a boring job can get heart problems..?
when im bored i look up things like that on internet or in the paper..
or i sit on the sofa upsidedown and pretend im in an spaceship..

[Agent Awesome]

Nice! And good to know.

Did you know being a teacher here in the Philippines is awesome?! According to MY teachers anyways, even though I wanna be a cartoonist.

As long as you can speak our language, you'll survive...and don't throw tantrums or we'll throw bricks at you (just kidding, but seriously, don't throw any tantrums)

[scarletbutterfly]

Good think i know how to stay cool
My teachers keeps tellin' so too, i dont believe em..
So cartoonist, thats pretty cool. I wanna do costume designin'

[Agent Awesome]

Oh, that's cool too...