Post by Agent Awesome on Jul 1, 2011 9:00:06 GMT -5
If you're reading this thread, it either means:
a) You want to learn how to speak Jejemon, but have no clue how;
b) You just have no idea what Jejemon is...
or
c) You thought this was a Pokemon thread
I don't wanna explain a whole lot, so here's a link I found on it in Wikipedia! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jejemon
Because I'm bored, I'm going to teach basic jejemon (ajejeje)
The first thing every Jejemon needs to learn, is the transition of letters into numbers and such. Certain letters don't need to be translated, though...
A = 4
B = b
C = c
D = d
E = 3
F = f
G = 6
H = h
I = 1
J = j
K = k
L = l
M = m
N = n
O = 0
P = p
Q = q
R = r
S = 5
T = t
U = u
V = v
W = w
X = x
Y = y
Z = 2
To speak/type in Jejemon, you have to make words and sentnces much longer than usual, but also following the letter/number chart
Ex. h3ll0 p0hw2!! k4mu5t4h k4y0w? (Hello po! Kamusta kayo?) (Hello!! How are you?)
Sometimes, it's up to you whether or not you wanna use the certain letters or numbers, as long as they're pretty long...
To add a better effect, add this at the end of your message/sentence, "AJEJEJEJE!!!". That's the trademark laugh of a Jejemon
That's pretty much all I can say, because I basically don't speak Jejemon myself, my classmates just influenced me in a weird way...
a) You want to learn how to speak Jejemon, but have no clue how;
b) You just have no idea what Jejemon is...
or
c) You thought this was a Pokemon thread
I don't wanna explain a whole lot, so here's a link I found on it in Wikipedia! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jejemon
Because I'm bored, I'm going to teach basic jejemon (ajejeje)
The first thing every Jejemon needs to learn, is the transition of letters into numbers and such. Certain letters don't need to be translated, though...
A = 4
B = b
C = c
D = d
E = 3
F = f
G = 6
H = h
I = 1
J = j
K = k
L = l
M = m
N = n
O = 0
P = p
Q = q
R = r
S = 5
T = t
U = u
V = v
W = w
X = x
Y = y
Z = 2
To speak/type in Jejemon, you have to make words and sentnces much longer than usual, but also following the letter/number chart
Ex. h3ll0 p0hw2!! k4mu5t4h k4y0w? (Hello po! Kamusta kayo?) (Hello!! How are you?)
Sometimes, it's up to you whether or not you wanna use the certain letters or numbers, as long as they're pretty long...
To add a better effect, add this at the end of your message/sentence, "AJEJEJEJE!!!". That's the trademark laugh of a Jejemon
That's pretty much all I can say, because I basically don't speak Jejemon myself, my classmates just influenced me in a weird way...
Although I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing I can read this ^^;
...
=)) 
And at that moment, I swear we were infinite. 
And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering