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Post by MacaroniWithExtraCheese on Nov 2, 2011 8:24:38 GMT -5
It isn't but it gets very hot and now the aircon won't work.
I wish I could speak all the languages in the world!
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Nov 2, 2011 19:08:01 GMT -5
you learn them all, but then a mysterious ray comes down from the sky and everyone else forgets their earth language and starts to speak in an alien language thats impossible to learn, rendering every single language you know useless.
I wish I could teleport
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Violette
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TINTIN, PEOPLE!
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Post by Violette on Nov 2, 2011 19:26:43 GMT -5
You can, but you can't control where you teleport to.
I wish that I was nice and warm.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Nov 3, 2011 22:34:48 GMT -5
it is but then killer man eating spiders move into your area and devour everyone they see.
I wish I could walk through walls
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Nov 4, 2011 22:49:16 GMT -5
You can only walk into awkward situations.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
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sadie
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Post by sadie on Nov 12, 2011 0:23:09 GMT -5
you lose it and your ability to get sick or wear out in general but now you cannot ever die, and are doomed to a life where you outlive everyone you know.
I wish parents didn't let 6 year old's dress like little strippers
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Nov 12, 2011 17:22:25 GMT -5
They make them dress in victorian ballgowns.
I wish I my essay would write itself wonderfully.
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thefreak
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WK's milk is a lie
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Post by thefreak on Nov 12, 2011 19:28:33 GMT -5
It does but then it blew up in your face
I wish I had super powers
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Nov 12, 2011 19:51:06 GMT -5
You have the power to fold origami.
I wish I had the information to access the crucible online
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Post by Little on Nov 12, 2011 19:55:48 GMT -5
You do unfortunately it's in written Hungarian.
I wish I had a piece of cake.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Nov 12, 2011 20:31:14 GMT -5
It is dung flavored.
I wish my leg would quit hurting.
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Post by Little on Nov 12, 2011 20:34:28 GMT -5
It does, only because it was amputated.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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thefreak
New Trainee in Basic
WK's milk is a lie
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Post by thefreak on Nov 12, 2011 20:44:11 GMT -5
Your headache goes away only because you no longer have a head
I wish I could see Six's closet
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Nov 12, 2011 21:09:34 GMT -5
It's filled with unspeakable evils.
I wish my essay was finished.
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Violette
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Post by Violette on Nov 13, 2011 10:08:33 GMT -5
It is, but you have a lot more work to do. I wish today was Saturday, not Sunday.
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