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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Dec 29, 2011 0:42:45 GMT -5
You no longer have eyes.
I wish I didn't have swim this week.
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Post by sadie on Jan 1, 2012 10:08:19 GMT -5
you are forced to swim nonstop until you pass out starting next week.
I wish I could fix any problem I wanted in an instant.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 1, 2012 12:37:04 GMT -5
You cause more than you can possibly fix.
I wish I had a pancake
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Post by sadie on Jan 1, 2012 22:05:28 GMT -5
it tastes terrible.
I wish I had the ability to stop time.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 1, 2012 23:40:47 GMT -5
It stops forever
I wish I could breath underwater
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Post by sadie on Jan 1, 2012 23:55:42 GMT -5
you can no longer breathe air.
I wish cows could talk.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 2, 2012 11:15:38 GMT -5
They only say rude things to you.
I wish i didn't have school tomorrow.
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Post by sadie on Jan 2, 2012 19:04:22 GMT -5
you get expelled from all forms of education killing all your possibilities of getting your dream job.
I wish ants didn't exist.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 2, 2012 19:05:27 GMT -5
(HA! Jokes on you, if I go into art I don't need a degree!)
Instead a new form of irritating insect takes their place.
I wish my AP world history homework was done
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Post by sadie on Jan 3, 2012 20:59:21 GMT -5
Its done but its unacceptable in quality.
I wish I had a seagull.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 3, 2012 21:36:01 GMT -5
It bites your nose.
I wish I had no history homework
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Post by sadie on Jan 3, 2012 22:09:45 GMT -5
you dont have it because you lost it.
I wish I never got itchy.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 3, 2012 23:47:40 GMT -5
You are always sneezing instead
I wish my teacher never assigned homework
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Post by sadie on Jan 5, 2012 19:59:01 GMT -5
your teacher got abducted by aliens, now your principle is giving twice as much homework to make up for lost time.
I wish my dog wasn't afraid of the dark.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jan 5, 2012 20:39:41 GMT -5
He is afraid of the light instead
I wish I could travel through time
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