Corrupt-a-Wish

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

you have so many typos it hurts.

I wish the kitchen was clean.

[sadie]

The bathroom is now filthy.

I wish spiders would leave me alone.

[Violette]

All of the other nasty critters come to bother you now.

I wish that the sky was clear, just for tonight.

[sadie]

its clear but aliens have invaded your home so you're too busy to notice.

I wish it was day time.

[Violette]

The sun is out all of the time, and burns the ground crisp.

I wish mother nature didn't make any monthly visits.

[sadie]

The worlds population dies out.

I wish I could make things grow faster.

[EvoL]

They grow faster than the Flash can run and eventually invisible.

I wish....Let me put it this way. MY KINGDOM FOR A PART-TIME JOB!!!!

[sadie]

Your boss is a slave driver who make life impossible, the hours are long and the pay is lousy.

I wish I didn't have to grind sugar.

[EvoL]

You now have to grate it.

I wish my cheekbones were visible.

[thefreak]

They are but they stick out too much and look like two golfballs glued to your face

I wish I wasn't bored.

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

You find somwthing fun to do, but then get bored again after you've finished doing it.

I wish I was in the same time zone as everyone else so I could RP ;_;

[sadie]

You leave me alone in Australia (trust me its a bad thing

I wish I had shoes that didn't carves holes in the back of my feet.

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

Your new shoes now carve holes in the front of your feet.

I wish my parents weren't secretly Asian

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

They are fat Americans that try to eat you.

I wish my history teacher didn't assign so much homework

[sadie]

Your history teacher slows down but your other teachers all start giving out insane amounts of homework.

I wish I had something fun and productive to do.