Corrupt-a-Wish

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

Oh god I had the worst thought when I read that @_@
You do it for a while, but decide that peeling eggs and eating celery is more fun.

I wish my essays would write themselves.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

They are all D- level essays.

I wish my textbook was less boring.

[EvoL]

You have to study Mills and Boon for the rest of your life.

I wish Mid-Semester "Break" really was a Mid-Semester Break. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[sadie]

You get bored and start wishing for things to do.

I wish I never had nightmares.

[EvoL]

The dreams you start having become sickly sweet.

I wish there was a growth-control pill for fingernails.

[sadie]

It stops the growth all together and they fall off.

I wish for a rainy day.

[EvoL]

It starts raining on your homework and in your house, for all eternity.

I wish I had 4 more arms, just to improve my multi-tasking.

[sadie]

you get your four arms but they really hurt to move.

I wish I controlled the tv channels.

[EvoL]

Your mind will go on overdrive eventually.

I wish I was a little bit taller. (That's a rap song, look it up.)

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

You already are, now that you've read this sentence. (Is a bunch of nanometres' worth of natural growth little enough? )

I wish I could just not go to Tae Kwon do for a couple of sessions if I'm not in the mood for it. >:I

[EvoL]

You'll put it off for a whole week, but then your limbs will become jelly and you'll need a Physiotherapist.

I wish my lips would stop peeling out all the time.

[Little]

The peel off completely.

I wish I was in Legend of Korra

[EvoL]

You are killed off by an enemy and wake up in the real world.

I wish there was a dictionary for the language of flowers.

[sadie]

the dictionary for the language of flowers is written in the language of green aliens.

I wish my claymation would finish its self off.

[Little]

It does then turns animate and craves flesh.

I wish I was a giant!