Corrupt-a-Wish

[sadie]

You can no longer eat enough food to fill you up.

I wish I had feet like hands.

[EvoL]

You'll have feet for hands and hands for feet, which means you'll be upside-down for the rest of your life.

I wish Auckland was New Zealand's capital instead of Wellington.

[sadie]

Once Auckland became the capital city everyone moved out and turned the capital city into a ghost town.

I wish I was warm.

[EvoL]

You get to live in a tanning lamp for the rest of your life.

I wish the weather wouldn't be so bi-polar right now.

[sadie]

the weather disappears and is replaced by a windless, cloudless, sunless, cloudless, not hot not cold atmosphere forever.

I wish I had a long sleeve shirt.

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

The sleeves are as long as Rapunzel's hair. (Watched Tangled the other day, was good)

I wish I could really fly ;~;

[sadie]

you grow large gross, itchy wings with a skin condition to make it possible.

I wish I had peanut butter.

[datdude]

It tastes bad, so bad peanut butter is ruined for you forever!

I wish for another movie as good as avengers

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

It exists, but you never manage to find it. (How was Avengers? Was it excellent?)

I wish my earbuds/earphones would stop making static...

[datdude]

Yea avengers was cool.

You get them but they only play blue grass music.

I wish I had a better job

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

It's so awesome your brain explodes.

I wish people in power would stop trying to milk the population for money.

[sadie]

the population start draining each other of money three times as bad as the people in power were.

I wish we didn't have cable TV.

[EvoL]

The cable of the cable TV strangles you.

I wish I was bald.

[sadie]

your bald head is always getting sunburned.

I wish the sky was yellow.

[EvoL]

The sun will be blue and your eyes will get glaucomas.

I wish people would stop reading 50 Shades of Grey.