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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Aug 29, 2012 19:12:29 GMT -5
You'd be lucky to make it to froghood...
If I were a car...
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sadie
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too afraid to change this thing.
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Post by sadie on Aug 29, 2012 20:15:59 GMT -5
You would be able to drink petrol and not die.
If I were an atom.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Aug 29, 2012 20:22:04 GMT -5
You'd be really skinny.
If I were a shoe...
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Post by devissitrhw on Aug 29, 2012 22:12:56 GMT -5
You'd be stepped on frequently
If I were a dorito....
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Post by xXSpiritKeeperXx on Aug 30, 2012 1:44:36 GMT -5
You would be covered in cheese and loved by many. If I were Wheatley...
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Post by devissitrhw on Aug 30, 2012 22:01:46 GMT -5
You'd be trapped in deep space, with a core who is obsessed, with space (But you're not a core)
If I were a crazy murderous AI with a mute lunatic issue...
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Post by xXSpiritKeeperXx on Aug 31, 2012 6:54:38 GMT -5
You'd be excellent at being a potato.
If I were a Turret...
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Aug 31, 2012 17:14:45 GMT -5
You're name would start with the letter T
If I was the wicked witch of the west...
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sadie
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too afraid to change this thing.
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Post by sadie on Aug 31, 2012 21:02:00 GMT -5
you would now be an only child.
If I were a delicious pickled onion.
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Post by devissitrhw on Sept 1, 2012 6:32:04 GMT -5
You'd be in a jar of equally delicious pickled vegetables.
If I were Andrew Hussie (Guy who made homestuck)
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Post by xXSpiritKeeperXx on Sept 1, 2012 8:41:02 GMT -5
You'd be shipped with someone else
If I were a fat, gun-that-rips-holes-through-space toting, mentally challenged, mute, fat lunatic...
(Oh hi. Devi. Are you a Potato? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO)
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sadie
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too afraid to change this thing.
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Post by sadie on Sept 1, 2012 10:11:36 GMT -5
You would desperately want to be accepted by other maniacs for what you are.
If I were an easel.
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Post by devissitrhw on Sept 1, 2012 10:44:18 GMT -5
You'd not be killed by a crazy AI
if I were a robot with a blue optic and a gun that disobeys physics
(im not a potato, I am FAT AND ADOPTED! Also do you have steam?)
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Post by xXSpiritKeeperXx on Sept 1, 2012 17:48:50 GMT -5
You'd have a skinny, orange-optic partner who wouldn't hesitate to push you into a fiery pit of doom.
If I were Emerald and went into the boss fight with GLaDOS ("I hope you brought something stronger than a Portal gun this time" except without Wheatley. OHOHO).
(Yes but in truth I downloaded Portal because I don't have money and mum wouldn't have let me buy it. OTL If I could, I'd pay for it, BUT PORTAL. Besides the SKIDROW crack is being a butch so I gotta fix that :I)
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Sept 1, 2012 17:59:01 GMT -5
I would have no idea what you're talking about
If I were a master chef...
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