Pick-up Lines

[Agent Awesome]

Pick-up Lines

You know those stupidly cute cheesy lines we hear or see or whatever? My classmates (who are girls, just so you know) love making some of their own, such as:

"Google ka ba? Kasi, lahat ng hinahanap ko, asa 'yo eh!" (Are you Google? Because everything I'm looking for, I find it in you!)

"Lumiit ka ba? Kasi dati nasa ulo kita eh, ngayon, nasa puso na kita" (Did you become smaller? 'Cuz you used to be in my head, now, you're in my heart"

"Pagod ka na ba? Kanina ka pa kasi tumatakbo sa isip ko!" (Aren't you tired? You've been running in my mind all day!)

Do you guys have any weird cheesy pick-up lines to share? This is all in pure honest fun. I'll post a few more Filipino classic lines if you want me to.

[Dr. Tinsley]

I've got one. I used to get this one at the club.

"Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?"

My response

"I'd tell you go to to hell, but I don't want to invite you home."


.....Yes I write from experience, shut up.

[Agent Awesome]

That's actually really funny!! I'd laugh if I wasn't next to my parents who are sleeping so soundly...

[tessadragon]

Nice Dr Tinsley! Also like yours, Awesome :-)

hmm, I've never needed to use pickup lines *sad face* but i've heard a few:
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Can i take a picture of you so i can show Santa just what i want for Christmas?
I was blinded by your beauty so i'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

[Agent Awesome]

I've never used pick-up lines either. We make them for fun and amusement.

By the way, those are common, but creative. That's one thing to love about the Philippines. Our play on our own language is what makes the lines interesting. Trying to explain them to people who don't know how to speak in Tagalog is...complicated

I've got more actually. Some I can't translate because they won't make sense anymore, so I'll just put up the ones that can be translated:

"Don't leave your valuable things unattended. Kaya dito ka lang sa tabi ko!" (Don't leave your valuable things unattended. So just stay here right beside me!)

"Pustiso ka ba? Kasi, you know I can't smile without you!" (Are you false teeth? Because you know I can't smile without you!)

"Para kang kuto. Palagi ka sa ulo ko!" (You're like a louse. You're always stuck on my head!)

"Bagyo ka ba? Kasi, once you left my area of responsibility, you left my heart in a state of calamity!" (Bagyo means typhoon/storm)

[Agent Awesome]

I'm having so much fun with the pick-up lines right now!! I'll put up some more!

"Maging cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan. Mayakap ka lang!" (Even if you were a cactus, I wouldn't care if I got hurt. I just want to hug you!)

"Diksyunaryo ka ba? Kasi, you give meaning to my life!" (Diksyunaryo is dictionary)

"Pintur ka ba? Kasi ikaw ang nagbigay ng kulay sa buhay ko!" (Are you a painter? Because you give color to my life!)

"Kung ikakasal ka, saan mo gusto? Ako, sa tabi mo" (If you were gonna get married, where do you want to be? Me, I wanna be next to you)

"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?....Eh, sa second sight?" (Do you believe in love at first sight?....What about at second sight?)

"Sana pirated CD ka na lang. Para paulit-ulit kitang mapapanood!" (I wish you were just a pirated CD. Just so I can watch you over and over again!)

"Kulangot ka ba? Kasi you're really hard to get!" (Kulangot means booger)

"Kung magiging superhero ako, hindi ako si Superman. Di rin ako si Batman o si Spider Man. I'll be YOUR Man!" (If I were superhero, I won't be Superman. Nor will I be Batman or Spider Man. I'll be YOUR Man!)

"Dalawang beses ko lang gusto kitang makasama...Now and Forever!" (I only want to be with you twice...Now and Forever!)

"FaceBook ka ba? Kasi, gusto kitang i-like!" (Are you FaceBook? Because I want to like you!)

"Uy, teka lang! Sama ako! Sabi kasi nila 'Follow your dreams'!" (Hey, wait for me! You what they say, "Follow your dreams"!)

[LizBeth1]

You must have wings, cause you just flew right into my heart.

[Agent Awesome]

Nice to see you join in the Pick-up Express...sorta...

[LizBeth1]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Agent Awesome]

Never mind...that wasn't a pick up line, 'kay?

[LizBeth1]

Was so.

[Agent Awesome]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!

[coolboy]

"Asan ka kagabi? Wala ka ba dito? Kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip ko" (Where were you last night? Weren't you here? No wonder you weren't in my dreams)

[Agent Awesome]

I bet you use that one all the time...

[scarletbutterfly]

I didn't have to use any (jet), but my friend always tell the once they hear, so im just gonna translate some 'kay?
"Je vader was een dief. Hij stal al de sterren uit de hemel, en stopte ze in je ogen" (Your father was a thief. He stole all stars from heaven and put them in your eyes) This one was actually said to me one time :'D
"Geloof je in liefde op het eerste gezicht? Of moet ik nog eens langs lopen?" (Do you believe in love on first sight? Or do i have to walk by again?)
humm.. can't remember.. :l Just wait, i'll remember 'em!