Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dr. Tinsley]

You are, unfortunately you are a RICH piece of chocolate cake.

I wish I were in a cartoon.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You are in Dora the explorer.

I wish I could use magic.

[Dr. Tinsley]

You can, but its only hokey children's party magic tricks.

Hm... I wish I could talk to animals.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You can, but you can no longer talk to humans.

I wish I went to Hogwarts.

[Dr. Tinsley]

You do, but as a foot stool for Snape.

I wish I could go through Basic.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

(I'm okay with that.)

You do, but as a test subject for guns. The target.

I wish i could speak Japanese.

[Dr. Tinsley]

You can, but only in the style of old japanese horror movies with really bad english dubs.

I wish I had a pet giraffe.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You do, but you turn into a bucket of leaves.

I wish I could cook like an Iron Chef.

[Dr. Tinsley]

You can, unfortunately you are allergic to everything you cook.

I wish I could push Lucky, Anderson and Ricky all into a closet and see who comes out first.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

No one comes out. ><

I wish Anderson were on GR exactly the way we have invented him.

[Dr. Tinsley]

He is but they kill him off halfway through his first episode because he's a disposable grunt.

I wish we could make an Andersnix pairing fannon in the rp. ^_^

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

We do, but it only lasts five posts.

I wish Anderson had a dark secret so Providence would kick him out and we could take him with us.

[Dr. Tinsley]

He does, we just haven't figured it out yet.

I wish we could catch said grunt doing something he shouldn't.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

We do, but then he goes ape-six crazy and kills us all.

I wish I didn't get hungry every time I watched food network.

[Dr. Tinsley]

You don't, but now you don't get hungry at all.

I wish the Little would quit trying to kill my character.