Corrupt-a-Wish

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

She passes, but they reject her moments later when someone better walks in and she feels worse.

I wish I could run well.

[Seven]

You can but when you first try it out, you run too fast and go headfirst into a tree.

I wish I had wings.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You do. But they are in your head and you can't fly.

I wish I could drive without getting nervous.

[Agent Awesome]

You can only drive a toy car

I wish my bro was a better cook

[chocofied]

He decides to eat YOU.

I wish I was taller.

[Agent Awesome]

You hit the ceiling every time you pass through the door because of your immense tallness

I wish I could get as many lollipops as I wanted

[chocofied]

You get cavities.

I wish I was younger~

[Agent Awesome]

You become a baby and everyone dies of immense cuteness overload

I wish you would stop ranting too much

[chocofied]

I shut up, and turn into dust.


I wish my hair was shorter.

[Solora Goldsun]

It is, but as a MOHAWK!

I wish I had a horse.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You do, but it's a demon horse.

I wish school didn't start for another week.

[Agent Awesome]

You become illiterate for some reason

I wish I can time travel to the time Choco was a child

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You do, but only for a day when she is a screaming toddler.

I wish I could do a handstand.

[purplecyanide]

You have no hands.

I wish I was thin

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You are, but you become a piece of paper.

I wish I was rich.