Corrupt-a-Wish

[Agent Awesome]

You become crazy

I wish I had super powers

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

The goverment uses you as a test subject.

I wish I weren't short.

[Little]

You grow, but you end up being over nine foot tall.

I wish I could glomp Callan.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You end up glomping Callan, but only because you jumped and he shot you and you fell on him.

I wish I knew if Anderson was gay or not. TT.TT

[Little]

(that makes two of us)

You find out, and unfortunately your get more confused than ever.

I wish we coudl see Six glomp Callan....or anybody for that matter.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

We see it. Then he kills us all.

I wish I could eat all I wanted and never get sick.

[Little]

It happens, but now you weigh 4000lbs.

I wish I could go skinny dipping with Gatlocke.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You do, but Gatlocke is dressed and not you. And it stays that way.

I wish I could never gain weight or loose weight.

[Solora Goldsun]

You don't because you're one of those specially modified human beings from Huxley's "Brave New World" and have to remain the same for the rest of your life in a dystopian society of orgies and futuristic communism.

I wish I was a bestselling fantasy writer!

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You are! Only now books are free, so you get no money.

I wish I knew how to ride a bike.

[Solora Goldsun]

You can only ride the Ghost Rider's bike and he won't let you borrow it!

I wish to travel to Ireland.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You do, but you skim the very tip in a terrible plane crash.

I wish I had finger paint.

[Agent Awesome]

You paint yourself and get allergic to it

I wish my pimples were gone and I was immortal

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

You become Edward CUllen.

I wish the downstairs toilet was working.

[Agent Awesome]

It does, but it overflows and spalshes you in the fac

I wish my friend would pass auditions so she won't feel bad about herself