In Abysus...

[Solora Goldsun]

Okay, who here has ever heard a Soviet Russia joke? If you haven't, I really can't explain. I'll just give some examples.

In America, you watch the windows. In Soviet Russia, the windows watch YOU!

In America, you play instruments. In Soviet Russia, instruments play YOU!

That's how the joke originally goes. I thought I'd put up this game with that concept, except instead of Soviet Russia, it's Abysus. *hates how much I suck at explaining stuff* Let's get rolling!

In America, you pick flowers. In Abysus, flowers pick YOU!
In America, people put dogs down. In Abysus, dogs put people down.
In America, children play with dolls. In Abysus, dolls play with children.

[purplecyanide]

In America, you eat Burger King. In Abysus, Burger King eat YOU!

[Solora Goldsun]

In America, Providence cuffs criminals. In Abysus...Van Kleiss cuffs Caesar!!! *shot*

[Violette]

XD In America, you climb trees. In Abysus, trees climb you!
Best I can think of for now.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

In America we watch Van Kleiss, in Abysuss Van Kleiss pervients you.

(Pervient- not a word, but it will be- meaning to creepily watch someone from across the room- per-vee-ant. vee like dracula saying wee!)

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

In America Australia, you move and the trees stay still. In Abysus, YOU stay still and the trees move! (It's true! )

[crazyraven]

in england rain falls on you. in abysus you fall on rain

rubbish i know, but oh well.

[MacaroniWithExtraCheese]

In america doors open, in abysus doors close.

...

Okay I don't think i got the joke, lemme try again

In America you sit on chairs, in Abysus chairs sit on you.

Okay I suck at this *face palm*

[crazyraven]

in america you break law, in abysus law breaks you.
in abysus waldo finds you.
in abysus presents open you.
in abysus fool pities mr. T
in abysus burger bites you.