Six is Chuck Norris

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

Six dies twenty years ago, Death just doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
Six has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
Six is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Death once had a near-Six experiance.
Six would have stared in Mission Impossible, but then they would have had to change the name to Mission Accomplished.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

To Six, the word impossible just means mildly inconvenient.

[Agent Awesome]

Light travels at the speed of light. Six travels at the speed of Six
Six doesn't lose. He just roundhouse kicks you in the face and says "I win!", even when he's not playing
Six is the reason your curtains move at night even if there's no wind

[LizBeth1]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a long list of animals that Six has allowed to live.

[devissitrhw]

If at forst you don't succeed, you're not Six

[Agent Awesome]

I'm sorry, MC Hammer, but Six CAN touch this

[LizBeth1]

There is no ctrl on Six's keyboard, cause Six is always in control.

Six is a special kind of ambidextrous, he can roundhouse kick someone with both feet- at once.

Six won't ever shoot you, but he might kick a bullet through your head.

There used to be a Six street, but they changed the name cause noone crosses Six and lives.

[Agent Awesome]

When life gives Six lemons, he makes grape juice and no one questions him why. They just sit back, sipping on the greatest grape juice ever!

[LizBeth1]

The only thing Chuck norris is afraid of is the color green. He knows it is only a matter of time before Six comes for him.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

While the Boogie man is checking for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is checking for Six.

[purplecyanide]

Six can shoot someone in Canada, without a gun, in Africa.

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

A cobra once bit Six. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Six once had a staring competition with Medusa. He now has a life-size Medusa statue.

When Six has Rice Bubbles, they don't go 'snap, crackle, pop'. They go 'Shush! He's coming!'

These last ones don't really fit with Six. So...
Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn. He stands out the back and dares it to grow.

Chuck Norris once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.

Chuck Norris lost his V1461N17Y before his father did.

[crazyraven]

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Six, because Six killed that man.

Six can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The Earth doesn't rotate, it merely moves in response to Six walking on top of it.

[crazyraven]

Six and the Dalai Lama combined to become the perfect human being, and the Dalai Lama.

[crazyraven]

Six once stared at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate, it exploded violently.

Six was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.