crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 22, 2011 6:18:50 GMT -5
On his birthday, Six randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 22, 2011 7:46:04 GMT -5
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Six as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 22, 2011 14:58:13 GMT -5
Six doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 22, 2011 14:58:37 GMT -5
Someone once challenged Six to arm wrestle... that person is now known as Captain Hook.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 22, 2011 16:43:25 GMT -5
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Six. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Six.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 22, 2011 16:44:10 GMT -5
Six sleeps with a night light. Not because Six is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Six.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Aug 22, 2011 23:36:32 GMT -5
Six once kicked a donkey in the chin. They are now known as Giraffes.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 23, 2011 6:27:35 GMT -5
Six's soul patch is the Seventh Wonder of the Ancient World. It destroyed the Hanging Gardens of Babylon and took its rightful place.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 23, 2011 16:06:04 GMT -5
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Six a giant meteor.
(sorry on my homepage there is this thing which every day gives me a new chuck norris joke so i'll keep posting)
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 24, 2011 12:23:13 GMT -5
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. Six has 7,483.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 25, 2011 14:46:37 GMT -5
Six can divide by zero.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 25, 2011 16:06:41 GMT -5
Staring at Six for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Post by xXSpiritKeeperXx on Aug 26, 2011 1:13:27 GMT -5
*random* Six can kick a fart back where it came from.
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 26, 2011 15:04:15 GMT -5
When Six heard about God, he thought: 'I'll let the kid play for a while.'
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crazyraven
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Post by crazyraven on Aug 27, 2011 14:36:20 GMT -5
Six was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Six does not 'attempt' murder.
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