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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 8, 2011 13:09:22 GMT -5
So we all know about the chuck norris jokes people are so fond of. (My math teacher is obsessed.) And it occured to me, Six is much more awsome then chuck norris. So I create this thread so that we may share our stupid Chuck Norris jokes, only replace Chuck Norris with Six!
Six doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Post by macgaulyver on May 8, 2011 16:07:26 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, this sounds hysterical. Now I need to go find some Chuck Norris jokes:-)
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
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Post by Agent Awesome on May 8, 2011 22:05:18 GMT -5
Six sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and awesome fighting abilities. A few years later, he went back to him, roundhouse kicked him in the face and took his soul back
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Monika A. Sable
Providence Private
Vanny, Van Kleiss, Van, VK.... Why are there so many names for awesomeness?
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Post by Monika A. Sable on May 8, 2011 22:30:27 GMT -5
When Six jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet; the water get's Six'd.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 8, 2011 22:34:15 GMT -5
Once Six and Superman got in a fight. The loser had to wear tights all the time. Guess who lost.
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Monika A. Sable
Providence Private
Vanny, Van Kleiss, Van, VK.... Why are there so many names for awesomeness?
Posts: 136
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Post by Monika A. Sable on May 8, 2011 22:39:55 GMT -5
There are no tornadoes. Six just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
Posts: 1,846
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Post by Agent Awesome on May 8, 2011 23:15:28 GMT -5
Six got a knife thrown at him..the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife
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Monika A. Sable
Providence Private
Vanny, Van Kleiss, Van, VK.... Why are there so many names for awesomeness?
Posts: 136
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Post by Monika A. Sable on May 8, 2011 23:21:02 GMT -5
Six can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
Posts: 1,846
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Post by Agent Awesome on May 8, 2011 23:21:15 GMT -5
Britney Spears was sent to rehab because of drugs. Six sent the drugs to rehab...
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Monika A. Sable
Providence Private
Vanny, Van Kleiss, Van, VK.... Why are there so many names for awesomeness?
Posts: 136
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Post by Monika A. Sable on May 8, 2011 23:24:53 GMT -5
If you can see Six, he can see you. If you can't see Six, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 11, 2011 7:53:13 GMT -5
There is an order to things in the universe- Space, Time, Six... just kidding Six comes first.
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Post by macgaulyver on May 11, 2011 10:34:49 GMT -5
You guys have me rolling right now!!!! ROFL!:-)
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Post by LizBeth1 on May 11, 2011 14:16:09 GMT -5
You win some, you lose some. Six wins some and wins some more.
Pi goes on forever, but only because it is runnning from Six.
Six can make snow angels in hardened concrete.
There are 3 locker rooms in providence. The men's locker room, the womens locker room, and Six's locker room.
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Post by devissitrhw on May 11, 2011 14:22:30 GMT -5
lol Liz
Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Six stories
Six can write with an eraser
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Six is called Logic
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Post by Dr. Tinsley on May 11, 2011 14:46:02 GMT -5
Life exists because Six's allows it.
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aen, i'm Kaleidocat on ao3! im in a personal branding crisis rn haha
And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering