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Post by Dr. Tinsley on May 9, 2011 12:03:31 GMT -5
The other thread was getting long.
So I created another thread. Lets keep it clean, and relevant. Remember these are supposed to look like things your boss is making you write lines of ^_^ Be Creative and Have fun.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 11, 2011 7:54:49 GMT -5
I will not color on the masks of faceless grunts to give them all sharpie happy faces.
I will not sue anyone for stupid reasons.
I will not turn off White Knights face monitor just because 'he annoys me'.
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
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Post by Agent Awesome on May 11, 2011 9:55:35 GMT -5
I will not scare new recruits about the dangers of being in the field
I will not dare new recruits to go to the Petting Zoo at night or during lockdown mode
I will not use my uniform as a replacement for paper
I will not add decorations in my room to make it look less drab
I will not throw new recruits in front of EVOs while in the field
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Post by devissitrhw on May 11, 2011 10:34:29 GMT -5
I will not use people as chew toys... for me or the EVOS
I will not let loose cannibals in a crowded room of Providence
I will listen to my superiors
I will stay focused
I will not steal things from Providence
I will not bring my cat into Providence
I will leave all dangerous items at home
I will not use any Providence weapons unless there is an attack
I will not shoot at random grunts and call it "Target practice"
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on May 11, 2011 16:46:36 GMT -5
I will not tell Providence new recruits it was Six that killed Chuck Norris.
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Jun 28, 2011 22:42:42 GMT -5
I will help the new 'green as they come' recruits while out in the field no matter how much they bother me.
I will not use any of my 'special' friends to scare recruits.
Using my powers to scare people even Rex is wrong.
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Post by Solora Goldsun on Jun 28, 2011 23:02:33 GMT -5
I will not say that it is against the law to wear shades in Providence buildings.
I will not give Breach the exact location of Rex's room.
I will not leave anonymous love notes in Holiday's office that bear Six's signature.
I will not pounce on Noah and call him fluffy.
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cptcrazy
Providence Private
Trig teach and pony!
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Post by cptcrazy on Jun 29, 2011 13:13:54 GMT -5
I will not try to sell pictures of Rex, Holiday or Six than blame it on the monkey.
I am not allowed to start an EVO 'fight club'.
I will not stage EVO fight night
I will not go near the kitchen at any point in time.
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Seven
Providence Private
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Post by Seven on Jun 30, 2011 20:07:07 GMT -5
I will not participate in "Topless Tuesdays"
I will not replace Six's shampoo with "Country Woman"
I will not stay the night in Six's room without him knowing.
I will not stay the night even if Six knows im in his room.
I will not flood the ladies room for a pool party.
I will not flood the men's room for a pool party.
I will not glomp Noah everytime I see him, he will most likely taze me.
I will not make copies of Six's "love notes" to Holiday and pass them out during break time.
I will not steal Six's ties and sell them off.
I will not glomp Cesar for he will also taze me.
I will not video tape Cesar at all. Specificly, the shower.
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Post by tessadragon on Jul 3, 2011 14:57:01 GMT -5
I will not leave a box of dog biscuits in Noah's house.
I will not suggest to Rex that his boogie pack is creaking and that it needs oiling.
I will not glue Six's katanas into his sleeves just to see what he'll use instead...
I will not place an APB on Rex just so that police cars try to chase him all day.
I will not hold a July 4th party outside Knight's cell, that's just cruel.
I will not tell Providence grunts that Knight has ordered that a party hat be placed on every EVO in the Petting Zoo.
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Post by Sirenitie on Jul 3, 2011 21:34:01 GMT -5
I will not tell Providence grunts that Knight has ordered that a party hat be placed on every EVO in the Petting Zoo. OH MY GOD. XDDD Hilarious. XDD |
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Post by Sirenitie on Jul 8, 2011 18:57:06 GMT -5
I am not the Lady Godiva of Providence, and no EVO is my luxuriant steed.
I am not to imitate a Swedish Chef while handling unstable compounds in the lab, or anywhere else for that matter.
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Post by Solora Goldsun on Jul 8, 2011 20:25:27 GMT -5
I am not to imitate a Swedish Chef while handling unstable compounds in the lab, or anywhere else for that matter. WIN!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ Bork bork! |
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Post by Little on Jul 10, 2011 10:43:24 GMT -5
I'm not allowed to replace White's milk with laxatives. <.<
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Jul 10, 2011 10:47:59 GMT -5
I will not post snapshots of Rex running into things in fights all over Providence as a reminder for what not to do in a fight.
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And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering