Things I'm not allowed to do In Providence 2

[jak24daxter12]

I will not led Rex into a dark alley way for my own 'needs'
I will not led Six into a dark alley for any reason
I will not make Rex dress up as my favorite anime character just so when I glomp him I get favorites two for one
I MAY make Six dress up as my favorite anime character for any reason.
I will not come crying to Holiday for her to help wrap up any wounds that I may receive from making Six dress up.

[EvoL]

I will not steal Six's katanas and replace them with Holiday's pants that she left, while she went to have a bath.

[devissitrhw]

I will not reroute the mainframe so annoying music is played on loop
I will not replace any article of clothing belonging to Six or Rex
I will not release EVOs because they gave me "the cutest puppy eyes ever"
Riots shall not be conducted on Procidence property

[EvoL]

I will not replace Bobo's 10 000-volt mixtape of hard rock with a 1 000 000-volt mixtape of painfully-smooth jazz.

[grassyplain]

I will not replace all the sugar with salt in the Providence break room.
I will not dress up training dummies in tuxedos and ball gowns.

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

I will not put a bit of salt in the top of the pepper shaker and a bit of pepper in the top of the salt shaker (kept separate with a bit of paper) so the opposite garnish comes out. x3

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not take all the 'I Will Not' lines sheets and tape them together and color on them with crayon to create a mural and tape it to the side of the Providence Building for the world to see.

[devissitrhw]

I will not write lines on the sheets Cat has confiscated. That will be considered vandilism.

I will not burn the "I will not" sheets in a bonfire because I claim to be cold.

[Little]

I will not replace the oxygen tank/filter in White Knight's suit with laughing gas.
Or itching powder.
Or pot smoke.

I will not attempt to get Rex high 'just to see what happens'

Getting Six drunk is not smart.
Getting Holiday drunk is not smart.

Getting both of them drunk and stealing their clothes, while it may have a fun outcome, is not smart.

I will not lace Bobo's cigar's with Angel dust.

I will not write a fanfiction about Van Kleiss coming across an evo that emits THC smog- and gets contact high.

I will not tarnish the mind of the youngsters by trying to explain what I just said and point out why it is funny.

I will not superglue Six's shades to his ears.

I will not superglue Sixi's tie to his forehead.

I will not blame all of the above on Rex and Noah.

I will not go out and get drunk with Callan and accuse him of slipping me a roofie when i am the only one with Rohypnol in my possession.

Hunter can does not look like a giant ****- okay so he does but writing that in the reports is not professional.

[EvoL]

I will not attempt to expose Dos' REAL and MOST SECRET identity, for which he had to change his voice. It's also the reason why he had only one appearance in the entire GR series. Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you....


Dos: "Special Agent Oso, Mr...."
Me: *Pulls back curtain behind which he was hiding* "Hi, Dos! Six says hi!"
Dos: "AH! YOU!" *Pulls out walking-cane-sword and charges*

[Little]

I will not attempt to kidnap the mysterious Men of Action and coerce them into making more.
I will not go to CN head quarters and beat them over the head with the promotional crap for Annoying orange until they get their senses back.

I will not go beg on my knees to Six to go hunt down the CN idiots that cancelled GR.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not have Six put Annoying Orange through the 'full violent murder treatment'.

I will not beat CN for suggesting Annoying Orange is a better show than GR.

[Little]

(SECONDED 100000000Xs over!!!)

[EvoL]

I will not throw Six into the Universe of Mad so that he will be written in a script by Alfred E. Neuman to date the Kardashians, disguised as Holiday, one by one.