Things I'm not allowed to do In Providence 2

[Solora Goldsun]

I will not peek at BK and VK through Little's basement window.

[thefreak]

I will not tell everyone that WK's milk isn't milk
I will not call Six "That guy on the veggie cans"
I will not break out in song when in a middle of a meeting
I will not dare Rex to cross dress and go to Noah's
I will not sell pictures of Rex to the girls 'next door'
I will not sneak cameras in the bathrooms or showers
I will not tell the new grunts that we throw water balloons at the E.V.Os every Thursday
I will not confuse everyone by acting that WK and me switched bodies
I will not call WK fat in front of VK because it might make VK happy
I will not join VK while in front of a bunch of grunts because it sets a bad example
I will never use Six's tooth brush as my own
I will not steal others CLEAN underwear and wear it as a hat
I can not wear my uniform backwards when being in a group of representatives for Providence.
I will not dance around in front of the screen when WK is speaking
I will not talk to VK in a friendly way.
I will not sneak an E.V.O in my room and keep it as a pet
I will not call VK my dad and Gatlock my mom
I can not start ‘Yo momma’ fights with Caesar in front of Rex

[grassyplain]

Just because the collars make performing Shakespeare with EVOs possible does not mean it's acceptable.
I will not refer to the black pawns as "the guys who washed lights and darks together and now have to deal with the consequences".
Black Knight's hair is her business, calling her grape lady will get you a pay decrease.
The ban on Burger King includes you.
Just because Cesar is nice doesn't mean he's not insane. Stop provoking the unstable genius!
Captain Callan is not a spy (we hope), I will stop referring to him as that.
When the lady from UX tries to interview people you do not mock her accent.
Alternately you do not talk like you have no idea what's going on.
Making jokes about Cesar and Black Knight's relationship is just stupid.
You are not to use prisoners as therapists just because they can't run away.
Uncollaring the "fun metal wolf guy" Providence captured in Abysus is a very bad idea. Honestly how did you get hired?

[Solora Goldsun]

I will not pay VK money to go without his shirt for the rest of the series.

[EvoL]

I will not go on a date with Bobo. Nor will I ever massage his feet.
I will not sneak into Six's room and tape a sign to his bathroom saying, "The Little Ninja's Room."
When Diane Farah tries to ask me or anyone else inappropriate questions, I will resist the urge to stuff my stinky socks into her mouth.

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

I will not secretly eat the Meta Nanites and become powerful
I will not tap dance on top of the 'abandoned' dam while a Providence jet is scouting
I will not eat dandelions
I will not give Rex a baby Deathbunny
I will slip neither happy pills nor nanites into White's milk
I will not 'accidentally' tell Diane Farah where the Rebel Base is
I will not suddenly yell 'DAMBUSTERS' when Providence jets are scouting over the top of the abandoned dam
I will not slap a collar on Bobo and command him to tap dance
I will not slap a collar on Bobo and command him to tap dance on top of the 'abandoned' dam while a Providence jet is scouting
I will not secretly make a secret passageway of secrets into Providence base, secretly used to secretly travel secretly from base to base in secretistical secretism. (Ten points if you get the reference!)

[Solora Goldsun]

I won't use Spirit's secret passage to kidnap Callan and lock him in a room with Little.

[Agent Holix]

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[Aenrhien]

I am not allowed to nibble on the interns.
Nor am I allowed to nibble on the soldiers.
Or Black Knight.
Or anything else that can talk.
I am not allowed to spread rumors that I can turn people into EVOs by biting them just to have an excuse to bite them.

[Little]

Feb 14, 2012 7:20:01 GMT -5 Solora Goldsun said:

I won't use Spirit's secret passage to kidnap Callan and lock him in a room with Little.

I will not aide or support this

[grassyplain]

Hugs are not the new handshake.
Tackles are not the new handshake.
Top secret organization means videos of Providence are not to be posted on the Internet.
Hijacking the PA system to play music is unacceptable.
Hijacking the PA system to play 1984-esque slogans isn't half as funny as you think it is.
There is no official movie night. Even if there were forcing your colleagues to watch Elmo is cruel.
Any movie targeted at children under eight is banned from the premises.
Sliding across the freshly mopped floor on your stomach is unprofessional. It doesn't matter if we wear uniforms that make us look like penguins.
Putting pink bows on top of various person's heads is rude.
Starting a betting pool on how many people you can bowify without them noticing is forbidden.
The motion for a Providence choir was vetoed. No underground singing.
There is no secret Providence handshake. Preventing people from passing without giving you the non-existent secret handshake is forbidden.
Hallucinogenics are not allowed. We will not have a repeat of the Purple Dinosaur Incident.
Paper airplanes are rarely a good idea especially during important meeting.
Replacing all the food in the cafeteria with crackers will lead to a riot.

[kruelonestar123]

i ain't tryin to get rid of this here southern accent.

[EvoL]

I will not deface BK's face with a handlebar moustache if she decides to take a nap.
I will not put a sleeping VK in BK's lap while she takes afore-mentioned nap.
I will not put a sleeping VK's thumb into his mouth, while he's asleep on BK's lap, while....You get the picture.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not poke the insane Van Kleiss with a stick chanting 'It's coming for you...' then when he turns to look, hide under the table so he can't see me. Making already insane men paranoid is immoral and annoying.

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

Secretly scattering cereal on the floor of a pitch-black secret passageway of secrets into Providence base to make it sound like you're stepping on and breaking bones from some monster's den is MOST DEFINITELY not allowed.