Things I'm not allowed to do In Providence 2

[purplecyanide]

Oct 22, 2011 22:34:38 GMT -5 Mala Loba said:

Yelling, "Meanwhile, at HQ" is not only stupid and meaningless, it disturbs people working.

LOL, 'Meanwhile, at the legion of doom'

[xXSpiritKeeperXx]

NAME: Emerald
POSITION: Member of Top Team
CRIME: Numerous wrongdoings and acts of mischief
PUNISHMENT: Agent must write lines

I will not jailbreak my iPod so I can hack the Providence computer systems.
I will not use my control over air to slice through every screen that White Knight appears on.
I will not 'guide' Rex to the largest, most dangerous Incurable to fight.
I will not turn into a Zangoose and chase [the wildcat EVO] around Base.
I must not dive off the Petting Zoo waterfall with Cyanide.
I will not replace Rex's goggles with a Nyan Cat hat.
I will not replace Six's shades with a Nyan Cat hat.
I will not do the above two and hide their respective items in the air vent over Holiday's room.
I will not weaken the supports of the air vent after hiding the items there.
I will not mock-battle with Rex.
I will not paint eyes onto Six's shades in transparent paint.
I will not paint lizard-like eyes onto my eyelids, walk up to Holiday and have her think I'm going EVO.
I must not superglue Rex's goggles to his face, lest he superglue my cape to the floor.
I must not superglue Six's shades to his face, lest he superglue my cape to my shoulders and the ceiling.
I must not create a Creeper out of cardboard and put it next to Six's bed.
I must not go around singing "DIGGY DIGGY HOLE" at the top of my voice.
I must not go around singing Nyan Cat at the top of my voice.
I must not go around singing Pokemon at the top of my voice.
I must not go around singing at the top of my voice.
I must never "glomp" a Providence Agent while they are on duty.
I must NEVER practice my 'sleight of hand skills' on Agents, black-and-white OR green.
'Glomping' is strictly forbidden.
White Knight does not need a hug.
The Ragerinocerosaurus does not need a hug.
Bobo does not need carrots in the barrels of his twin blasters.
Bobo does not need peanuts in the barrels of his twin blasters.
Bobo is not Diddy Kong, and shall be treated as such.
I will not use my jailbroken iPod to play the Nyan Cat song on White's screen during a debriefing.
I will not decorate my room with a flaming torch, wooden chest, stone furnace and cubic table.

[MacaroniWithExtraCheese]

I will not change all door codes to a song and dance routine that must be performed everytime any agent or operative wants to enter a room.

I will not tamper with the com-link sound so that everyone sound like they are sucking helium.
I will not say 'follow the yellow brick road' repeatedly over the tampered com-link.
I will not sing 'Ding-Dong the witch is dead' either.

[Solora Goldsun]

I will not make Monty Python references when talking to or about Black Knight.
I will not ask Noah where his ark is.
I will not reference Bill Cosby's Noah sketch when around Noah.
I will not use Six's loss of memory as an excuse to glomp him repeatedly.
I will not lock Rex in a room with Breach. *crosses fingers behind back*
Skalamander is not a Yoshi and I will not use the Yoshi voice around him.
I will not stand around obsessively petting the Jungle Cat Evo.
I will not lock VK in a room with Gatlocke and see what happens.
I will not lock VK in a room with Caesar and see what happens. *crossing fingers*

[Little]

Oct 24, 2011 6:08:16 GMT -5 Solora Goldsun said:

I will not lock VK in a room with Gatlocke and see what happens.

I will not allow Solora to lock me in the room with VK and Gatlocke to see what happens.

I will not pay Solora to lock two afore mentioned in a room.

I will not beg Solora to let me in said room.

[Purple-Cat-Princess]

I will not "accidentally" put Little in the same cell as Gatlocke just for "funzies."

[MacaroniWithExtraCheese]

I will not record everything that all these crazy people do, put it on youtube and become world famous.

[thefreak]

I will not throw acorns at E.V.Os in the petting Zoo
I will not tell White Knight he's sexy because it's a lie
I will not cover myself in butter no matter how big and scary the E.V.O attacking is
I will not tell Six that he's sexy in front of Holiday
I will not help the monkey sell Rex's underwear on EBay
I will not fill the lab with laughing gas
I will not tell Noah "Are you a blond or a blonde?"
I will not spike White Knights milk no matter how bad I want to
I will not use Rex as a seat or a footrest
I will not tell Holiday she looks fat
I will not put happy pills in Six's drink or food

[Solora Goldsun]

I will not get Noah and Rex drunk and shove them in a closet.
I will not teleport myself into the crossover episode and induce a makeout session between Ben and Rex.
I will not dress in a green suit and shades and follow Six around, mimicking everything he does.
I will not stand next to White's screen and make faces at people while he's talking.
I will not reference Legally Blonde when around Noah or Annie.
I will not try to convince Holiday to dress as a cowgirl.
I will not trick Six into signing a contract with a strip club.
I will not obsessively hang around Six with a bunch of dollar bills while he is working in said strip club. (Which I did NOT trick him into joining, by the way!!!)

[datdude]

I am not allowed to leave rex alone with little Sancho . . . . we dont have the money in the maintenance budget to replace the est wing . . . .again

[Little]

I'm not allowed to be left alone with Rex in the west wing....or anywhere for that matter.

I will not offer to shine Black Knight's shoes.

[datdude]

Nov 11, 2011 19:43:16 GMT -5 Little said:

I'm not allowed to be left alone with Rex in the west wing....or anywhere for that matter.

I will not offer to shine Black Knight's shoes.

if she wants them shined she'll tell you

[Little]

You're right dd....

I will not blindly and fully do anything and everything Black Knight tells me without the need of a control collar.

[Solora Goldsun]

I will not set BK up on a blind date with Little. (unless he pays me lots of money)

[Little]

I will not go on said blind date and kidnap her and lock her in a basement with VK.