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Post by Aenrhien on Feb 15, 2012 0:43:00 GMT -5
Eating cereal that's been mysteriously scattered around the floor in a dark hallway and growling at the idiots walking on it is not only not allowed, but it's grounds for my immediate termination by way of being shot, not fired.
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Post by grassyplain on Feb 15, 2012 2:36:48 GMT -5
I will not decorate Providence for holidays.
Nor will I take a page out of Gilderoy Lockhart's book and send cheerful EVO minions out to deliver Valentines messages. Some creatures do not look good in pink.
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Post by xXSpiritKeeperXx on Feb 15, 2012 3:30:36 GMT -5
I will not sign a cheesy love letter with Six's signature and use the Lockhart EVO Valentine's Service to deliver it to Holiday
... through the secret passageway of secrets that's been sprinkled with cereal to make it sound like you're walking through some EVO monster's den
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Post by Little on Feb 15, 2012 9:28:33 GMT -5
I will not purposefully send a rookie to step on cereal in the hall way just to watch the fun.
I will not tell said rookie that there is an escaped evo in said hallway eating said cereal.
I will also not tell said rookie that said evo needs to be captured, regardless of the consequences.
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EvoL
Providence Lieutenant
Thank goodness, a picture's worth a 1000 words!
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Post by EvoL on Feb 15, 2012 15:34:50 GMT -5
I will not attempt to give Diane Farah Speech Therapy for that camp accent.
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Post by grassyplain on Feb 21, 2012 1:49:47 GMT -5
Hair gel is a tool not a toy.
I will not steal it.
I will not bathe in it.
I will not forcibly apply it to peoples heads.
I will not eat it because the medical ward has enough trouble as it is.
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Post by Little on Feb 23, 2012 17:50:03 GMT -5
I will not force Vk to the floor in order to do any of the following: 1. Shave his beard
2. Look at his scars
3. Try to shock him sane by telling him he is my father
4. Have my way with him OR 5. Make him sign anything that states that he is my slave now and forever |
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EvoL
Providence Lieutenant
Thank goodness, a picture's worth a 1000 words!
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Post by EvoL on Feb 24, 2012 15:06:50 GMT -5
I will not make VK wear flowers and a grass skirt and do a silly dance, while yelling, "QUANTUM!!" at the same time.
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Agent Awesome
Providence Captain
In brightest day, in blackest night...
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Post by Agent Awesome on Mar 1, 2012 10:07:12 GMT -5
I will not make Captain Callan place an eye-patch over his scar and trick him into wearing a dark coat and fedora.
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EvoL
Providence Lieutenant
Thank goodness, a picture's worth a 1000 words!
Posts: 705
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Post by EvoL on Mar 8, 2012 20:13:38 GMT -5
I will not be nostalgic enough to wish for the good old days, when Providence was just an EVO-containing/curing organization and the only real villain was VK and The Pack and the Holix was still new and strong.
I will not convince VK to become back-up singer for Florence and The Machine. They're a good band, definitely too good for VK. ;D
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Post by grassyplain on Mar 11, 2012 4:38:50 GMT -5
Spoilers
I will not yell "Consortibots!" every time I see the previously mentioned Consortium people.
Nor will I make sarcastic comments on how they look really, really lame.
Pictures of Rex in the bath are not to be sold as posters. Even if they are a hot commodity.
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Post by xXSpiritKeeperXx on Mar 11, 2012 6:29:26 GMT -5
SPOILERS FOR END GAME PART 1
I will refrain from yelling out "TRUTH VERSUS IDEALS" whenever White Knight and Black Knight happen to cross each others' paths and beat the crap out of each other.
I will refrain from cracking comments about the 'epic battle' between the 'Zekrom' and 'Dialga', which is not only stupid, but nonsensical. Black Knight does not have a conical tail and Rex's head does not extend two feet behind him (even if his glowing blue nanite lines and metal builds make him seem like the nonexistent thing).
END OF SPOILERS
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Post by Solora Goldsun on Mar 17, 2012 11:01:19 GMT -5
I will not kidnap cured No-Face and put him in a closet.
I will not charge admission for people to spend a half hour in said closet with cured No-Face.
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Post by Purple-Cat-Princess on Mar 17, 2012 11:59:46 GMT -5
I will not pay admission to spend a half hour in a closet with No-Face.
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EvoL
Providence Lieutenant
Thank goodness, a picture's worth a 1000 words!
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Post by EvoL on Mar 17, 2012 14:34:09 GMT -5
I will not free No-Face and replace him with VK instead.
I will not try NOT to make sure that cured!Surge is safe. In other words, I will not let him die.
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aen, i'm Kaleidocat on ao3! im in a personal branding crisis rn haha
And I did eventually finish my thesis, if anyone was wondering